SingHaSoldier Ruins
Life in Pattaya!
I am going respond to some board topics/questions
that interest me and that may assist future mongerers in my same socio-economic status:
single, 43, divorced, professional, worked and lived in Europe, Balkans, Middle East,
Mexico, Canada and all over the U.S. Have had non-professional and rookie type P4P
experiences in each place.
I have chased pussy since my early
teens and am a student of the male/female dynamic. Hence, have almost given up on
Amercian women, not totally but find qmyself
spending less and less time with them. Have been reading this board for six months
and as if by some divine intervention, a friend of mine taking some vacation from
Iraq, emails me an invitation to Pattaya to meet he and his Thai girlfriend.
He gave me two weeks notice, and Iíll be damn if I didnít accept.
I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about.
Now that I have returned from my six
days in Pattaya, I just wanted to say I hate every one of guys for making me go there.
I am ruined for life, and I hope you are proud of yourselves! Iíve got one word to
say, HOLY SHIT! Pattaya translates to ìPUSSY NIRVANAî! Pretty stupid, but itís my
report.
My friend and his girl picked me up
at BKK in a Van with 3 girls and a cooler full of SingHa. Not Bad for my first hour
in LOS.
Took girl on my immediate right (Oui)
for the first night. Gave her 1,000bt. And
received three calls from here the next day.
She was a great GFE. Totally responsive and very receptive to my morning Johnson.
But I had to move on.
Took girl on my left (Paun) for the
2nd night. She was a spinner and a real bucking bronco on top. 300bt bar
fine and 1,000bt the next morning. Unfortunately, both these girls worked at the
bar down the street from my hotel. Rookie mistake, but one I can live with.
Tuesday, day at the beach, and the
afternoon saw my friend and I take a walkabout to find me a date so I could double
with he and his girl. Came off the beach around the Areca Lodge area, headed from
Soi to Soi, bar to bar, obligatory beer in each bar, had a weird time in the Amazon,
asked my friend if it was a lady boy bar, he didnít knowÖanyway ended up in front
of Timís Bar, and caught the eye of the bait girl standing outside (Mai). We persuaded
her to join us inside for a drink. Asked her if she bar fined, she said no. Well,
I headed to the pisser and when I returned, my friend had persuaded her to join me.
Mamasan of course agreed, but made me country dance with her first L
(mamasan was a large women!) Mai didnít stay all night, which was fine by me, still
pretty damn good in the sack. I gave her some magical DATY, but wondered the next
day if I was a dumbass for doing it. Topic for another report, I guess. Bar fine
of 400bt and I gave her 1,000bt. She gave me her number and said her day off was
the next day but I did not call. Hand to move on.
Wednesday was more partying on the
beach. That afternoon/evening sitting at the outdoor bar at the Areca, my eagle eye
caught a long haired beauty walking past. 5 minutes later she walks back (180 degree
back azimuth), but I was on my way to meet the Doc in my room, (I had to go to call
a doctor that day for what I call fat legs syndrome(both lower legs and feet swelled
up. Doc said it was heat %$^@!%, whatever, gave me a shot (diuretic) and off I went.
Couldnít of been the massive amounts of alcohol and partying I was doing? Anyone
ever experience this trouble with their lower extremities? And I thought I was a
stud boy!) Anyhow, my friend being the
true friend he is ran after her while I went to get the shot in my ass. 20 minutes
later he has the Thai beauty sitting at the table being interviewed by his girlfriend.
I sit down and observe her (Weawís) beautiful smile and think, well I may have to
piss 25 times tonight, but I believe I can make this work. And off we all went for
a tour on the town. Later, back in the room, things were a little robotic for the
first night, no kissing, etc. but the girl had beauty, energy, and a cool way about
her. She even did a little Zen prayer after sex which was rather enlightening, if
not a bit scary, but hey, I got fat feet, maybe she was praying for my feet?
Looking back, I may have even been taking a little subconscious challenge.
Not accepting that someone could actually not kiss the kid!
Next morning I asked if she wanted to come back that day at 5:00 p.m. She
obliged. I gave her 1500bt (no barfine).
Thursday was another day at the beach
with my friend and his girlfriend, and Waew came back at 5:15. Sheís lucky, because
the time zones may change but my patience/bullshit level with women never will. And
from what I had experienced for 3 days in LOS, she could have been easily replaced.
I was already scouring the landscape when she arrived. So, off we all went to Thai
boxing and more partying. Back in the room, sex was betterÖgave her another 1500bt
Friday morning. I was scheduled to leave Pattaya in about 18 hours and decided to
run her the rest of the time. So I invited her to the beach on Friday and we all
had another good beach day (first time at the beach that week with girlÖnot one for
hanging 24 hrs/with just any girl). Remember the challenge?Öwell after a couple of
evenings and 3000bt later, she opened up quite well at the beach. Friday evening
ushered in a monster swell of passion from this little 21 year old. Lips were moving
like a runaway locomotiveÖhaÖnever challenge the kidÖoh, thatís right, sheís a hookerÖSo
long story short, same friend who acquired her for me was responsible for pouring
too many shots down her Friday night and the few hours late in the evening her and
I spent together before I headed to BKK, well, tequila kinda stole the show! Oh,
well, all in all a great first trip for a Pattaya rookie.
Observatons?Topics:
1.
Older Men / Younger
Girls. Wolftone posed the question of
whether the younger hotties would go with older men and I think Wolftone said he
was 43. Wolftone, I witnessed a multitude of young hotties with guys my age,
Mid Forties and older. Witnessed several guys in their sixties with younger
hotties! Only saw a few guys in their twenties out of the hundreds, thousands of
men I observed. No worries Wolftone.
2.
Long Term ñ long
term for me is evening date, later night sex, morning sex, and donít let the door
hit you in the ass on the way out. I saw a ton of dudes with girls in the day time.
Maybe because I was married two times, but all day with a chick is too much for meÖunless
she is throwing the snatch your way four times a dayÖthen that is definitely value!
3.
6 days not enoughÖactually
is it ever enough? I guess money and
commitments at home base is a factor. Would not give back the experience but came
away feeling that I had a lot more area to cover. One can cover more area aloneÖbut
my first time with my friend and Thai experience was priceless. Partying with friends
and a group is also pricelessÖwhat you give up in quanity (4 lays a day) one makes
up in quality (less lays, more good times with friends). To each his own I guessÖsitting
here typing I think I want more lays now!
Thanks for
enduring my first reportÖ
SingHa Soldier