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• Panama -- Well, we made it here. We got in around 10:30 last night, and to the hotel around 11:15. K11 and I decide to go out and see what was going on. We went to the most "famous" place here which is called Le Palace. It is a strip club. There is no cover charge and they have a special deal for Americans, $20 gets you all you can drink for the whole night.
• Honduras -- I was there a few years ago. Dangerous then. People everywhere walking around holding machetes. Private guards with automatic weapons even guarding the parking lots of fast food outlets.
• Belize -- Here is the score on Belize city. There are better choices for Tsm activities.
• Nicaragua -- Hey Surfer, I was there for 5 days in early Nov., the day after the elections. I took a car and driver in from CR. and stayed at Montilimar for the first two days. The place was empty. I don't think I saw more than 6-8 people the whole time I was there. I had brought my own talent from CR so I didn't look that hard for company. But every time I got seperated from my companion for more than a few minutes some one was comming up to me and asking if I would like them to get me some "company".
• Honduras -- First, the textile industry is centered in San Pedro Sula, and Choloma, 45 minutes from Puerto Cortes. The female to male ratio is not even close to 10:1. In San Pedro Sula there are only a couple of nasty strip clubs, you can imagine how bad it is in Puerto Cortes, a sleepy port town. Puerto Cortes is plain dirty
• Panama -- For those who have not visited Panamá City I would tell you that it is very much like Caracas Venezuela as far as the prices of MALE entertainment. I have listed below all the places I visited and the prices they charge for female companionship. Unfortunately I was unable to connect with
• Panama City --, I live here part time and there is pleanty of TSM action available (many massage places described in the past reports). There is also a lot of non pro action available if you look decent and can speak some spanish. In Panama, there is a happy hour just about everyday of the week
• Nicaragua -- Went to Nica end of April around Easter. I think in Spanish the festive week is called "Semina Santa"??? Sorry for the poor Spanish, but I intended to spend the Easter break surfing in San Juan del Sur. Of course I had to pass through Managua, so I planned 3 days there to do the tourist thing and check the night life. I stayed at the King's Hotel on Masaya Highway
• Honduras -- La Ceiba, This is my last day in La Ceiba and I've been here about 15 days. This is my 4th trip in 5 years and it has been somewhat of a disappointment. First off, there are still quite a few prostitutes in La Ceiba.
• Costa Rica -- Just returned from short trip to San Jose, February 2 to February 6. Main purpose of this trip was to renew contacts with casinos, etc (yeah right). Am now hooked up with Casino Europa, which is attached to Radisson Europa Hotel. Good news is that the casino is by far the nicest in town.
• Costa Rica -- Well, I just got back from Costa Rica a couple days ago. I'm Just getting over the shock of not being in ìkid in candystoreî mode anymore. Ive noticed that while CR is one of the most popular TSM destinations there really is very little new information on the place.
• Guatemala -- My 5 day R&R to GUA ended all too soon. I had a great time. Insomuch as this site is devoted mostly to sex information I'll not dwell on the many places to visit( I went to Antiqua and Tikal). But anyone who travels somewhere and visits only bars and cathouses is cheating himself out of some memorable experiences.
• Guatemala -- Here is my report from my recent mid-January trip to the beautiful and interesting country of Guatemala. Unfortunately, I only spent eight days there, but it was a full eight days spent seeing as much of the country as I could in such little time. Though I probably should add several disclaimers, I'll only state one: This report was written fairly quickly so that the membership could have the most up-to-the-minute report possible.
• Guatemala -- My first TSM Trip report returned from Guatemala May 2001, sorry for the delay but info should still be current, though now their rainy season, weather was like San Diego during may, though city is over 5000ft in elevation.
• Panama -- For those who have not visited Panam· City I would tell you that it is very much like Caracas Venezuela as far as the prices of TSM entertainment. I have listed below all the places I visited and the prices they charge for female companionship. Unfortunately I was unable to connect with Showtime who I'm sure could have helped to know the town a little better.
• Honduras -- First guys, I must explain that I am primarily an adventure traveler who has gone around the world a couple of times but with a strong side interest in TSM activities. So judge my report accordingly. You can check the archives for my trip report from last year on Madagascar.
• Costa Rica -- Arrived at Miami Airport 1 hour prior to flight to SJ. Security is quite a bit more obvious, but it didn't really slow me down at all. After a bumpy flight (which didn't help the hangover ONE FRIGGIN BIT!), Orlando met me at the airport, good guy BTW. Checked into the DelRay, and Jeff the mgr was good enough to send the hotel computer guy up to configure my laptop to the highspeed connection in the room while I unpacked. Got the extra towels, and then left on a walking tour with Orlando.
• Puerto Barrios, Guatemala -- Been a few years and I don't have much info, but .... Guate City has some street action in the Zone 1 area with some local ST hotels, price was 100 Quetzals and off to PB.
• Guatemala City -- Checked, in no sweat, my AA rate, { Auto club, not Alcoholics Anonymous} made the room 85 per night with S&S down to 55, though had planned to check out to Del Sol rate 46 USD, plus all include 20% impuesto {think that was right} ended up staying in HI, due to Excat's advice. If you do not know your way around z 9-10 are the ones to start out in. The hotel was in walking distance to 2-3 malls, Shakesphere's pub, Cheers, a plethora of restaurants, and a place that became my cheers, a little aussie place on the corner about two blocks from my hotel and diagonal from that decadent american food chain.... BURGER KING....
• El Salvador -- I have been in El Salvador a few times lately. I liked a lot of things that I saw in this country. I will be returning again. The bad news, from the perspective of this board, is that I did not make it to the casas. I was visiting friends and ended up with zero spare time. However, through exchanging info with my good friends from TSM, excat and Mapache, I collected quite a bit of info that I will pass on here.
• Guatemala City -- In addition, I could not possibly go on after reading and speculating on the Managua/Granada adventures of Bruce, Hacker, Surfer, Guebon, Obras, and Satyr in June 2000. I had wanted to go and join the fun of cruising along streets, bullshitting the guys, and selecting sweets to savor. It could not be arranged. Reading about these mighty TSMs in Nicaragua and seeing some of the photos, I realized that even in my youth I could not hold a candle to their prowess. Had I joined them, I would have been the wart on the ass of TSM.
• Managua (Nicaragua) -- Reading members' posts is like learning a new language. Case in point. GFE. I have seen this abbreviation used on this monger web site, as well as other abbreviations. Rather than expend time trying to figure out where on the web site or even the internet I can find a definition, I just think of its logical meaning and then see if it fits the meaning of the sentence. To wit, TSM probably means "tough shit, mother". See it fits, when used for guys who have seen hard times but persevere without asking for sympathy. Typically: she would not give him a BBBJ; well, TSM.
• Nicaragua -- 5 week trip. Sitting around the house and just watching TV in the cold Ohio winter was just not getting for this retired US Marine who worked on helicopters. The only thing it was doing was giving me a spare tire and I fought many years not to have one. I have been in many ports of call in my career in the Pacific. My marriage was torpedoed by ...
• Nicaragua -- Mr. Tsm does his inspection. One of the hardest things for me to do is find new places of interest (and you know what I mean here). Seems we have discovered the best places for the single male and all we do is rehash and rehash places we all have been many times. Now and then you hear whispers of a new place (as Agadir) and then you find out a friend actually has family in one of these new places -- here I come Nicaragua.
• El Salvador -- A Texas sized Texan sitting next to me on the flight suggested $20 was the correct taxi fair into town as I'd forgotten my downloaded TSM files in a manila folder on my office desk. The misgotten folder and files was a source of continual concern as I regularly imagined my secretary's glee while shuffling thru my desk in search of heaven-only-knows what it is they are ceaselessly hunting.
• Tegucigalpa (Honduras) -- Also, I was spoiled by Lima and Quito earlier this year. By the way, except for Mexico City and Managua which I have not seen, my Central American choice for TSM night activities in terms of quantity is Guatemala City and a distant second is San Jose, due to its overrun of tourists, some local unfriendliness, and muggings of non-latinos. A trailing third is San Salvador and far behind in a cluster are the other cities, including Tegucigalpa. But, all are far ahead of US cities.
• Costa Rica -- During the first week of December, I had the pleasure of again visiting my favorite country in the Americas. Those of you who have read my previous posts know that I like Costa Rica very much and have become quite enchanted by this beautiful country. Granted, it's not the premier choice destination anymore for value driven, beaver banging, butterflying, pussy hounds (myself included).
• Guatemala City -- I caught a break and was able to stop off in Guatemala City for 3 nights last weekend. My May visit was the first since 1992 and was enjoyable and better than San Salvador in April, but neither would ever equaled my forays in Bangkok and Manila. I posted highlights of both visits, which contain enough info to keep one busy for a short week in either place.
• La Ceiba, Honduras --I stayed at the Patenon Beach hotel Tel 443-0434. As noted in previous posts, this is a good hotel with A/C and cable T.V. My price was $334.00 limparius per day, for a room residing on the first floor attached with a outside balcony. No charge for overnight guest.
• Nicaragua -- Managua is nice if you like Mestizo girls. There is nothing in terms of TSM activity there. If you want regular girls, you'll find more than your share, and the hunt can be painless. Nicas make excellent wives. In Managua (or all of Nicaragua for that matter), spanish is not a necessity, as long as you like communicating by making shapes with your hand and pointing to your crotch and stomach :-)
• Costa Rica escorts -- SoloAdventure is a travel company that provides "hostesses" for your vacation to Costa Rica. The company is based out of San Francisco. Below is my experience with them: Monday Evening. My flight arrived about 40 minutes late into San Jose Airport.
• Costa Rica -- Start to walk straight through the Customs check, like I always have, when the lady puts a hand on the cart and points me to the bag check line - What! Seems if you have over three pieces you automatically get checked. (Oh No! You see, I had stopped by the Love Shoppe - Adult Toys and Gifts a few days before and stocked-up on a few essentials. Massage oils, heating lubes, water-based lube, flavored lubes, flavored condoms (large econo pack), regular condoms (large econo pack), a couple of Pocket Rocket vibrators, and to top it off a bigger than life John Holmes latex dong 13" long by 3 1/4" diameter, which was packaged descreetly in a bright red satin bag.) How was I going to explain all this? (Uhh..., medicinal purposes, sir.)
• Costa Rica -- I recently spent a week in Costa Rica, my first trip to the small country and a departure from my usual trips to Angeles City. I flew Continental, an uneventful flight both ways with a brief stop in Houston. Upon arriving in San Jose i breezed thru customs (they seem to wisk the americans right thru) and got a taxi to take me to The Presidente for $10. .
• Costa Rica -- I was down in Costa Rica for a week about two weeks ago. Nice little trip to relax and have some fun at the beach. I've been to Costa Rica six times now, first time in the past year though. Started off the trip staying overnight in San Jose.
• Costa Rica --Imagine before I begin, I have to make a confession. This is my first travel report and I have been on TSM for a little over 2 years now. I have traveled to many of the Latin American TSM destinations and so far, my personal favorite is still Costa Rica, this being the 6th time to that wonderful little country. The people are very friendly and the crime situation is relatively low compared to other destinations. All things considered, it's my personal favorite TSM getaway. I still would like to try Quito, Ecuador sometime in the future.
• Costa Rica -- I was in Costa Rica from May 8th until May 16th. Costa Rica was not my first vacation trip with an erotic theme. I had traveled to Thailand last December and visited Bangkok and Pattaya. It was my first trip of this type since reading the archives in TSM where I gained infinite amounts of information and found it very accurate. Anyhow, I took a red eye flight from Portland, OR and arrived in San Jose at about 8:00 A.M. I flew United and it cost about $500.00 U.S. which I thought was a pretty reasonable price after checking the rates.
• Guatemala City -- After San Salvador about a month ago, I looked forward to a better time in Guatemala City because I had good times there back in 1992. As I remembered, more costly than Bangkok, Manila, and most of Central America. But, it had 3 good clubs of strip teasers and ...
• San Jose, Costa Rica -- (revisted) The Blue Marlin bar at the del Rey and the Key Largo next door have basically the same girls as many will walk back and forth across the street in search of "dates" throughout the evening. Most are in their twentys and yes there are some beauties in the bunch. The real beauties seem to be stuck ...
• Nicaragua -- A fellow TSMer requested this information, so I took out his name and alias, and am posting it here for the benefit of the rest of the TSM body. Sorry for the late response! I have about 12 years of experience in Nicaragua and here is the low down.
• El Salvador -- The complete guide from the travling man. Upon entry to the Airport in San Salvador we took an unusual approach. The pilot came over the loudspeaker system and advised us that we will be doing a little weaving and bobbing on our way in. Ok, I love to weave and bob however it is usually in the horizontal position. I have flown into a lot of airports in my day however this has to be the most beautiful approach I have ever experience
• San Jose, Costa Rica --Middle age man views on women of Costa Rica. Detailed Report! The Blue Marlin bar is a nice bar, open 24-hours, neither upscale nor seedy, filled with middle-aged Americans, expats, and tons of girls!
• La Ceiba, Honduras -- La Ceiba has an mixture of about 2/3 Latina and 1/3 Black. I find
• Latina women beautiful so I was in heaven. Here is my report right after Mitch.
• Costa Rica Vs Cuba Vs Dr -- This article is a little different. AVERAGE COSTS (includes accommodation, food, girls, and getting around) Havana (+++)cheap everything! Boca Chica (+) cheap girls San Jose (--) cheap food and hotels, but expensive quality girls Santo Domingo (---) expensive to get around. You get the details, read on for the ultimate comparisons.
• Tegucigalpa, Honduras -- Tegucigalpa is the capital city of Honduras, and one of the three largest cities. First of all, their are really only two hotels that you'll want to consider staying at, although several new hotels are under construction. The "Princess" will be the only real 5-star hotel here when finished, and it looks like it will be very nice indeed. Now, to the girls :-)
• Quepos, Costa Rica -- Just came back from San Jose and a little side trip to Quepos, see previous posts. First I want to thank those that have gone before me and am now trying to give a little back. My first trip to San Jose was in July and I stayed at Hotel Morazan to sleep but lived at the Del Ray
• Guatemala City -- The Baron Roja (Zone 4) is an OK strip bar with a Q50 (Q6.3=US$1) cover charge that allows you two free drinks. Here is a full update on nocturnal activities!
• Honduras -- I visited the cities of San Pedro Sula and La Ceiba. San Pedro Sula (SPS) is an industrial city with maybe 600,000 people located in an unattractive valley in the flatlands of northern Honduras. La Ceiba is the locals beach get-away and party destination similar to Boca Chica. Here is a detailed Tsm repor to what I found.
• Costa Rica -- I went to Costa Rica in the end of March and here is an in-depth report of
• Managua -- I went to Managua in Feb. for some R&R and I am sorry to say I have been to better places for the ladies. But, here is the best of what I found!
• Costa Rica -- As I enjoy offshore fishing, and Costa Rica is a world famous fishing destination, I started to gather information on the net about Costa Rica. Do not know exactly how I stumbled across this site, but was immediately glad I did, and joined soon after. I was going to file this report two weeks ago, to give something back to the membership that helped me, and to add to the sites store of knowledge.
• Costa Rica -- I was in San Jose this April overnight on my way to Golfito on the Southern Pacific coast for a four day fishing trip. Since I arrived at about 9pm and left the following morning at 5am I had little time to see the sights or the downtown bars, but I did manage some R&R activity that I have not seen mentioned in any other CR posts.
• San Jose -- Costa Rica An in-depth review of this fabled town for the single male. Where to stay, where the girls are and what to do when you find them. If your going here, a must read member report!
• Panama City --Panama Things are looking up here for the single male, and lots of choices.
• Belize City, Belize well the water is great but the selection is poor (know what I mean).
• Guatemala City -- Guatemala Unknown swinging night life in Guatemala? Yes it is true and a gem of a find. You might want to skip Costa Rica after you read this.
• Costa Rica -- one the most exotic place in the world for warm beaches, unusual sport adventures, and exciting city night life plus those "hot" Tico women
• Honduras -- Beaches of the Caribbean and action like the Dominican Republic...at half the price -- ruins included!
• San Jose -- Costa Rica -- A update on the closing of "Key Largo" and where the girls went
• Honduras -- Central America. Update on a forgotten country, could be a real sleeper for the single guy
• Belize -- New diving story in one of the world's best spots!
• La Ceiba, Honduras -- Just got back from a trip to La Ceiba Honduras. Some of your readers are semi knowledgeable on this subject but here is the latest HOT info!
  Honduras -- Travel update on a forgotten country!
• El Salvador -- A quickie on where to find it
• San Jose -- Costa Rica -- a member report with the latest scoop on hotels, sites, and of course those naughty Tica Women.
• Panama -- All you wanted to know, little sex but informative
• El Salvador -- In depth view of this changing country
• San Jose -- Much talk on this board of Costa Ricas Old Fat-assed chicas... well, the bad news is yes, you could start a small side business selling "wide load" signs to hang on some butts, but there are still many many beautiful latin girls available. DEL REY- Boy this place is loaded, with gringos that is...
• El Salvador. Yes, this country is generally not seen as a particular hot spot for single travelers, but believe it or not, most of the girls who are working Central America and many parts of the US are from this little country. Here is the low down!

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