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• Tampa -- A boring night at the famous Mons Venus. Sometimes when we are on those long, long plane rides, or dealing with some third world hassle at our destination, we might think, even for a moment, that thereís maybe another way to go about this.
• Miami -- Anyone who has been there knows that South Beach rivals ANYWHERE for pure eye candy. Add a free beach concert by the Worldís most popular teenybopper band NSYNC and you have lots to look at and more.
• Miami -- If you want to go to strip joints, I would go to Tootsies for overall fun, Pure Platinum in Fort Lauderdale for eye candy, the airport strip joints for most action. If you want to do anything more than get mauled by a great looking woman, I would go the
• Rocky Moutains -- ROCKY MOUNTAIN HORNY-Great, But Expensive, Action in Denver-Part I. In my never ending quest to find travel venues which quench my thirst for both surfing/ snowboarding in World class conditions and for pursuing my more prurient interests, I often find that goal elusive. Some may say ìyou live 3 hours from Lake Tahoe and Nevada has the legal brothels
• Miami -- At 11pm (or so) they paraded them all out. I stopped counting after 100 but they claimed to have 140. Nothing worse than a 5-6 and PLENTY in the 8-9 range. And the cover charge to see all this was a whopping $5! Other clubs should learn from Tootsie's.
• Tampa -- Just returned and things have now returned to normal. A few clubs, like the Pink Pony by Raymond James Stadium, have removed the chairs from within the "6 foot zone" but patrons just stand up to grab a sqeeze when tendering a dollar. The VIP dancees are pretty much back to normal although I did not hit gfround zero for the enforcement campaign (Mons Venus). But strip clubs are the warmup in Tampa.
• Tucson -- Moondogís mis-adventure in Tucson, or should have gone to Nogales or why am I wasting my time with American women. Any one of these titles would have applied to the one night I spent in Tucson recently. You can add your own title after you read the story.
• Las Vegas -- Just spent the weekend in America's entertainment capital and man I have NEVER seen so many Stetson's and cowboy boots in my life. I thought they were were extras for a a new film being made "Texas invades Las Vegas" but ...
• Las Vegas -- This is an account of about a week a recently spent in Las Vegas (Mid December 2000). I had been to Hansa Accupressure a couple of times, and wanted to try another Asian spa, hoping I could find a place with table showers. First stop was Mikaya (sp?) Massage. Pretty classy, with barber shop, fancy front desk, beautiful screens for the rooms. I took the $70 hour, which included ..
• Las Vegas -- I just got back from a trip to Las Vegas and wanted to update everyone on the TSM scene there. As reported by others Sin City is not very good for TSM type sin however action can be had. I was there on ...
• Georiga -- My worst Tsm experience ever happened here. Read on ...
• Las Vegas -- I found myself in LV for NAB* this year. First time I have been to NAB in at least 25 years. Great show, great guys and a general good time had by all. It is a *lot* more fun than COMDEX. I had one-half day off at the end of the show, which is not bad as the modern computer business goes. Decided to try my old standby ...
• New Orleans -- As I mentioned before, New Orleans is not one of the great TSM destinations. With all the "Mardi Gras sex" hype that floats around, the place is still just a little repressed. New Orleans does have Massage Parlors (hit and miss), Escorts/Escorts services (best bet), Strip Clubs (for the adventurous) and some street action (all but gone). The Massage Parlors will not make any
• NYC -- NYC is booming lately with street girls i guess because the mayor is not doing much because he has a mistress also as i am from nyc and i know one of the girls who is working on the street for a while now she told me that it gets slow in the summer in other cities like boston and florida so they come down to nyc the main area they work is on ..
• San Francisco -- Springtime Massage. After reading all the SFO reviews here and some on newsgroups, I decided to try Springtime Massage on O'Farrel street on the block just west of Taylor in the "Tenderloin" district. The entrance is a little imposing ...
• Chicago -- CAVEAT: Unless you have business, family, tourist or travel (i.e. a layover) reasons for visiting the midwest, DON'T! Going there for TSM reasons is like going to Saudi Arabia seeking religious tolerance or visiting Japan to escape racism. Sex and the midwest are like oil and water, they mix VERY reluctantly.
• Las Vegas -- I am a taxi driver in Las Veags and have hacked a cab here on and off for 2 of the 4-1/2 years I have lived here. On a rare occasion you will see hookers on the strip, they are usually chuncky, ugly and or old. If not they are cops. Believe me ...
• Central Florida -- I had reason to be in various Florida locations recently, so this will be a hodgepodge. There is plenty of info on strip clubs and other adult places here and at TUSCL, BigDoggie and NudeReview, so I don't even have to attempt to give a complete report. I just want to comment on changes, and my experiences.
• Nevada -- I was in Vegas a few months ago. Not wanting to take a chance on what an escort service might send (I'm real picky), I took the 45 min. drive to the Chicken Ranch (driving very fast). I got there at about 1pm. I arrived at the house. Outside, there is a picket fence with a gate. Push a bell and they ...
• Los Angeles -- List of massage and strip clubs for the busy traveler :-)
• Oxnard, Calif -- I don't live to far from Ventura/Oxnard. It's no Asia or Mexico but for So.Cal. it's one of the best places. IMHO it's way better than Inglewood or really anywhere else here. There is somewhere between 10 and 20 massage parlors.
• Seattle -- Until a few years ago, I lived in the Seattle area and patronized many of the massage parlors near SeaTac Airport. I continue to visit Seattle frequently, but since incorporating as a city, SeaTac has methodically shut everything down.
• San Francisco -- I had gone to sexatlas to get all the scoop on the San Francisco scene, and it's pretty much the US standard stuff - streetwalkers, massage parlors, and strip clubs. Heard lots about the Mitchell Brother's club, but when I got there, all the excitement went down like a flacid cock, as it looks ordinary, unimportant.
• Kittery -- Luckily I was staying in Portsmouth, N.H. just across the border from one of the best massage parlors I have ever been to. It is called the Danish Health Club and it advertises as "Massage By Women"
• Greensboro, NC -- Don't laugh this is probably the most liberal city in the U.S, even with a nude car wash -- check it out
• Honolulu -- I had the chance to lay over in Honolulu in October, and I feel obliged to report my findings to the site's readers. Having only a few hours on a Friday evening, I visited a local oriental spa. The choice was auspicious, and my report will reveal a great deal about the climate of freedom in HI
• Nashville -- As for "Local Resident's" post, I can't confirm or deny, since I haven't lived in Nashville for several months. As to his assertion that the Nashville Times wouldn't say anything about sting operations - I don't know, however ..
• Miami, South Beach -- South Beach is a well kept secret. Eveyone thinks its very expensive. It can be but doesnt have to be. I lived there for 3 months last winter and loved it.
• Key-West, Florida -- The best titty-bar, umm...erotic dance facility, in Key West is called Teasers and it is on Highway 1 as you drive into town. Thought I had died and gone to heaven. East European heaven at that.
• Alaska -- warning: This post contains some humor which is poked at a few different "interest groups", but is only intended to be funny. I do most of these activities myself, so I am actually laughing at myself more than anyone. If you are still offended and feel a need to flame me, at least include a joke!
• L.A Massage -- If you are in LA, go to the massage parlors ("oriental massage") in INGLEWOOD. This city is immediately adjacent to LAX. Inglewood does not enforce any laws regarding activities in the massage parlors. The City of Inglewood is considered the Las Vegas of LA County
• Nashville -- I was in Nashville recently on business, and decided to check out the scene that Nashboy has described to us. In my opinion, Nashboy has not been exaggerating. Nashville is a great TSM value, perhaps one of the best within the 50 states.
• S.F update -- After sharing drinks with my two new TSM buddies, I headed straight for the Market Street Cinema for a second night of debauchery.
• Palm Springs -- In town for business and found an interesting bar. Popes Nude Review and seven girls, totally nude and sorta tacky ( I like tacky :-). No alcohol but two of (read on)
• Philly -- I was attending a business conference last week in Philadelphia. Thanks for 2 TSMers for hooking up with me. I had met both of these guys on 2 different trips to Boca Chica. They have never met. TSM guys are the best for travel buddies. I had the opportunity to visit 3 massage parlors on 4 occaisions.
• Orlando -- Qualifications of Reporter: I am an Orlando native. My family came here in 1969 (pre-Disney). While I have traveled the U.S. extensively as well Canada and most of Europe, Orlando is my home and I have resided here consistently since 1986.
• Philly action -- I was attending a business conference last week in Philadelphia. Thanks for 2 TSMers for hooking up with me. I had met both of these guys on 2 different trips to Boca Chica. They have never met. TSM guys are the best for travel buddies. I had the opportunity to visit 3 massage parlors on 4 occasions. Details, here we go ....
• Delano, Calif ??. Delano, California -- Would you ever guess that there are spots inside the USA where you could go to have a semi-good time? Yes, we are not talking about screwing for money like other, more sexually-advanced countries, but we are talking about relatively young, hispanic women who will dance with you, talk to you, drink with you and have a good time for a relatively cheap price.
• San Francisco --I found out San Francisco Bay Area is supposed to have some of the best massage parlors for sex in the states. Living in San Francisco all my life, I never experienced the massage parlors so I decided it was time to fulfill my curiosity. I visit the Moonlight Spa
• Greensboro, NC -- Here are some of the Asian Massage Parlor's which can be Found in Greensboro, NC. The following is almost a complete list including price's and the best time of Day to visit.
• Laredo -- Hey...I was just looking for Mexico and I saw nothing on TJ or Nuevo Laredo just south of San Antonio. I was in a place called boys town in Nuevo Laredo where girls are available and legal and had a great time. Here's the report!
• North Carolina -- I will start with Charlotte and then Greensboro and Raleigh. In Charlotte it's always been hit or miss with the escort Service's but at least they were there to call and maybe if you were lucky . Now Greensboro proves there is still a GOD!
• San Diego -- you would think that a city with a major Naval presence would be teeming with *fun*, alas the city mothers feel the same way and have pressured the local gendarmes' to prevent it. San Diego vice have been rather successfull and here is the inside scoop.
• San Francisco -- Thailand and the Dominican Republic offer more, but San Francisco is a much shorter trip for most TSMers. And San Francisco probably offers more TSM style attractions than any other city in the U.S. My report is in three parts: (1) Restaurants & Clubs; (2) Massage Locales; and (3) other points of interest.
• Atlanta U.S. -- On of our new members has his own adult Atlanta home page and he wrote this article just for us. Bar, massages, clubs (swinging etc.), topless -- it is all covered here with prices and recommendations to match.
• Tampa U.S. -- A short report (but very helpful) on an unknown naughty U.S. City.
• San Antonio City U.S. -- This is a fun, fun, place if you know where to go. What ever your looking for (and I mean whatever) you'll find it in the town of the Alamo.
• Palm Springs U.S. -- the hottest sport city in California, well- known and lot's of sightseeing plus a little lust
• Hollywood, Calif -- All happens here...check it out
• Texas -- Houston a travelers experience on club action...learn from his mistakes!
• Roselawn, Indiana -- Ponderosa Sun Club is a nudist resort and once a year they have a HOT party. Not only do we have the story on how to sneak in, we got the photos. Anaheim, Calif -- Yes, there is action galore even here
• New Orleans, U.S. -- The most erotic and fun city in the U.S.
• Orlando U.S. -- The best place to recapture your childhood while being surrounded by tired and lonely women
• Laughlin U.S. -- If you like water sports, starry nights, single women and the action of Las Vegas - this desert river city is for you
• Las Vegas U.S. -- The action capital of America. What really goes on in those topless bars and on the street corner?
• Washington D.C. -- Where women out/number men 10 to 1...please no food stamps
• Chicago U.S. -- Where to find it in the windy city
• New Jersey U.S. -- Yes, adventure and romance is even available here
• Nevada U.S. -- Finding "legal sex" in the friendly state of Nevada
• Nevada, where are those brothels I keep on hearing about?
• San Francisco U.S. -- secrets to finding miss perfect in the #1 tourist city in the U.S.
• St.Louis U.S. -- Now I know what that friendly arch stands for
• Seattle U.S. -- How to stay warm in a cool city
• Michelle -- A live one in Atlanta, phone # included
• San Diego, Calif -- Not only can the sailors have fun but so can you (U.S.)
• Georgia -- Yes, the state (new update) and all your questions answered on erotism
• New Orleans -- U. S. Just back for a quick update, still the naughtiest street in the U. S.
• Hawaii -- U. S. Inside report on those nude beaches we all hear about but never can find
• San Antonio -- U. S. A great report on one of

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