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Asia
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Angeles City &Boracay, Philippines -- Over the last couple of years, I've shied
away from Asia, primarily because of the time, effort, and jet lag involved in getting
there. However, with the demise of Cuba as a world-class TSM location, it was time
for me to head back to the Far East. I had been over there briefly on business in
December, and had hit both the Philippines and Thailand. As always I enjoyed both
locations
Thailand -- La Vida Boom Boom. Had just gotten back home from the Philippines the
week before, so it was time to head back to Asia again. This time, I was off to Bangkok.
My sixth or seventh trip to Thailand in the last two years, I've lost track already.
Pattaya, Thailand -- There are really only 2 reasons to come to Pattaya and family
oriented resort entertainment and activities is not one of them. Yet, the tourist
board has apparently taken its cue from Vegas and is aggressively prompting the area
as an inexpensive couples and family oriented resort destination.
Thailand -- Dr. K and the Virgin Experience - Or , " There's a first Time for
Everything." I met Gan in a bar on Soi Cowboy. I have to admit I didn't think
much of her at first. Her hair was pulled back in a severe bun gave her a moon face,
and she seemed chunky. I had come back in the bar looking for one of her friends
I'd had before, the aptly nicknamed "Joy".
Philippine report -- Why Karma is so important! One of Coventrybee's men is waiting
with a sign and soon I'm checked into the Copacabana and shortly thereafter I'm in
the EDSA International Food Complex but not before passing the gauntlet of scum,
riffraf, pimps, trash and begger boys/pickpockets, pretty soon I'm trading sex jokes
with the mamasan in Casino Clu
Sanya, China -- Our goal was the famous (noted for its great
beach, classy hotels and easy access to the local women) beach area of Dadonghai
Bay and werenít disappointed. The main city of Sanya is called the ìperal
of the south China seaî and is a modern, canal orientated city of 400,000 ...
Dadongai Bay is about five minutes south of the city center. On arrival to the beach
suberb, Ma-Ma kept our cab as we slowly looked over five hotels
Batam Island, Indonesia -- June 18 - 20, 1999, based on information obtained from
both the TSM and ASFO boards, I spent three days and two nights on Batam Island.
For those of you wanting a break from the Thai scene, it's the perfect alternative.
I saw one estimate that more than 5000 girls are working on the islands of Batam,
Bintan and Balai, and they come in all sizes, shapes and colors, from light-skinned
Chinese girls from Kalimantan to the darker-skinned beauties from the Eastern regions
of the Archipelago.
Tokyo, Japan -- Wednesday evening we decided to go to Roppongi and check out the
action. The Hard Rock was dead so we tried GasPanic, and a few of the other small
nightclubs in the area. Hawkers were out in force trying to get us into one of the
many hostess bars in the area
Phnom Penh, Cambodia -- I was in Phnom Penh, Cambodia week of June 1, 1999. My first
trip to Cambodia. I previously read many reports about Cambodia which varied from
"the next Pattaya, at half the cost" or "not worth the effort".
For me it falls somewhere in between.
Angeles City, Philippines -- This report will not deal with a summary of activities,
as so many TSMers have done in the past, so much as it will offer only a perspective
and overview of Angeles City. After my fourth trip to Angeles, I came away with the
feeling that things were beginning to change, albeit slowly.
Haikou, China, Haikou -- Bruce was waiting for me, as planed at the gate in Hong
Kong. It is only a 1 hour flight to Haikou. Upon arriving and going through immigration,
a process that took no more that 5 minuites we are in China! The adventure begins!
We took a cab to the Haikou Hotel and get checked in. The place is kind of a dump.
If you follow my trip reports you will see that I usually like to stay in nice places
when it is possible.Ah, now the girls
Manila update -- I met up with TSMer Jackson at the Centerpoint Hotel which to me
is an excellent value and location. I stayed at the Centerpoint in December because
they have a bus/ferry package to Puerto Gallera.
Jakarta, Indonesia -- I told my dates what am I expecting I had no missunderstanding
with any of them and things just worked out fine. The sex was mostly like girlfriend/boyfriend
quality, since they were same as me also looking for a sexual fulfilment more than
for the money as bargirls do. This is not to say that exclusively all the girls I
went out with were only my Internet dates. It was 1/2 dates and 1/2bargirls (with
photos).
Macau, China -- Well, I arrived in Hong Kong (HK) late Friday night.I did not want
to stay in HK, so i went straight to the Turbo-Cat station in HK to get to Macau.
there are boats to Macau 24 hours a day. i got to the Lisboa Hotel about 2 hrs after
leaving HK airport. I did not feel like getting action, but i forgot my luggage in
the bus and was LUCKY enough to find it back. I was wide awake after that.
Malaysia -- In depth guide for the single male. Now the opportunities: Malays are
beauties, mixed Malay - Chinese Indians can be real hot pots, hardly to match. English
is widely spoken, everyone is friendly and easy going, streets in the night are safe
and visiting a health center, employing local Chinese or Indian masseuses is perfectly
legal.
Cebu, Philippines -- I created a new thread on Cebu since it turned out that I had
a lot more to add and didnt want this post to get lost in the responses. Yes, I would
have to say I had a great time in Cebu. Out of the 6 I had there, only one was disappointing
in attitude (but still a looker with a great body), and one a bit disappointing in
looks once I had her home.
Asian adventure -- This is a summary of my trip to Thailand and the Philippines between
dec 30 1998 -feb 6 1999. During this trip i was visiting the following places Bangkok
dec 31-jan 4 (part 1 of the report) Manila jan 4-6 (part 2) Cebu jan 6-9 (part 3)
Angeles jan 9-17 (part 4) Bangkok jan 17-20 (part 5) Pattaya jan 20-29 (part 6) Bangkok
jan 29-31 (part 7) Phuket jan 31-feb 5 (part 8. )
Saipan, South pacific -- Stay out of the area called the Garapan Tourist District
unless you have plenty of money to burn!. Garapan is the primary Japanese tourist
spot. It is worth a look though. There are all kinds of bars; a couple of "Cheers-type"
bars, a few Filipina nude dancing clubs. Now here, is where to go!
Cambodia -- My trip to Phnom Penh consisted of 3 days and 2 nights. Dates were July
11-13 1999. As in my other previous writings, I will mainly refer to my travel accounts
within a day to day diary format. Special thanks to the following members for their
help Waffles, Superbaby, Sailor, Papasan.My first impressions and the girls :-) .... |
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Africa
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Ethiopian adventures -- After all my recent adventures with "Eastern European"
Pen Pals I was starting to yearn for simple ëpaid companionship'; so much so
that I was even contemplating treating myself to a holiday in BKK or Cuba! Then,
a few weeks ago a client rings " . . .got a job for you in Africa . . "
he says, ". . about 10 days . .", I accept on the spot.
Morocco/Agadir -- In april 98 I went for a 2-weeks TSM holiday to Agadir, a well
known resort for Europeans to make a cheap holiday. The only available information
on morocco on WSG concerned Casablanca etc and not Agadir, but I was hoping to find
some TSM activity there.
Cairo/Nairobi/Keyna -- Cairo sucks as a tsm destination but has some interesting
sites to see. I inquired at the hotel about tsm services but they said that nothing
was available iinn Cairo. Taxi drivers were of no help. But the other destinations
in this trip --WOW! |
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Brazil and South America
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Rio -- This report has been written day by day, chronicaling events on a daily recap
basis. Having traveled to many places in Brazil while living in Argentina a few years
back, I was never able to really free myself up from business dinners and all day
meetings to pursue the TSM activities with much vigor. Now that my life is much more
tranquilo, I decided to combine a semi-business trip to Chile with a stopover in
Rio on my way back.
Cali, Colombia -- Rip for Tsm activities (or looking for a wife) here is guide to
the where and how's to the most beautiful women in South America.
Rio Review -- My last trip to Rio was just nine weeks ago. I'm now at 33,000 ft about
an hour south of Miami on my way back to Rio for 12 days. Yes, my recent TSM holiday
was that good to demand another so soon! In that first trip, I was a bit selfish
and brought back no travel report. However, in the interim, I have gained so much
enjoyment and knoweledge from others' reports (Rex, Bo, and TSpyder, to begin) that
I feel a duty to offer a similar report.
Ultimate Rio -- Evidently this board does not accept "tab" info so here
is the table reformatted space by space!: I had 31 different encounters with a total
of 19 different girls and have made a table rating them for Facial Beauty, Body,
Performance and Attitude then average these ratings and made a hard valuation based
on the formula: Average Score / Price in Dollars at the rate on that day multiplied
by a factor of 10 for each Orgasm (mine!) per session to reach a "Hard Score"
that is a measure of quantifiable data but not quite a complete evaluation of the
nuances of the encounter. See the individual anecdotes for more "fuzzy"
commentary and conclusions.
Curitiba, Brasil -- Summary: If you want your money to last twice as long, if you
are tired of seeing only mulatas, and if you can live without Rio's polluted beach,
try Curitiba. Curitiba is a 12 hour, US$ 40.- bus ride from Rio. Among urban planners
and ecologists it is known as a world model city. Public transport, recycling, all
function amazingly well, compared to the rest of Brazil.
Isla Margarite, Venezuela -- Enjoy this Report. I am German, so dont blame me for
errors, i did my best writing this. It took me a lot of time to take the pictures
and create all this, so i hope you like it.
After reading about a (current?) Miss World in a German Magazin i thought that this
is a good place for me. My favourite Destination was Cuba for the last few years
but this time i wanted to go somewhere else, of course, Fidels new Laws forced me
to make this decicion too (grrr...)
I never went to Venezuela before and the information at TSM was very weak so i didnt
know what to expect very much.
Quito, Ecuador -- During my recent trip to Quito, the big news was the exchange rate:
over 11,000 Ecuadorean sucres to the dollar. (As I write this, the exchange rate
has risen to almost 12,000 sucres to the dollar.) Quito is now undoubtedly one of
the better TSM values in the Western Hemisphere.
I agree with many previous posts which recommend Quito only to those who speak Spanish.
However, you don't have to speak Spanish very well. I speak Spanish badly, but I
still had a great time. However, my poor Spanish (combined with my looks) certainly
identified me as a foreigner, which may have led to some problems I had at some clubs.
(More on that later.)
La Ceiba, Honduras -- I just returned from a few days in La Ceiba, Honduras and thought
that I would post a few observations for anyone that might be interested in going.
I had read differing reports from various sources including one that said he wouldn't
get out of the electric chair to go again :) I wouldn't say anything that strong
since I had a great time but it does leave a lot to be desired as a TSM destination.
Caracas, Venezuela -- As promised, here are the downsides of Caracas. (My, how impatient
many of you are. Norman can't be expected to write down all his thoughts in one sitting.
Norman says calm down and get a semblance of a life.)
Quito report, Ecuador -- First off I really want to thank all that helped make my
trip a memorable one. I especially want to thank Win, Andy, Afroo 2000, RP and my
good friend Neil. If you follow the guide lines laid out by RP in his posting you
will have a great time in Quito. He is right on the money with his advice. Afro 2000
gave me a great place to visit at 557 Tamayo and I made several trips to this house.
My friend Neil had been in Quito a few days before me so he had scoped out the clubs
and many of the chicas.
La Ceiba report -- The crime is to mutch. And you are heedless if you walk at night
on the street's in this citys. Go to La Ceiba. It's near to the island's Roatan and
Utila and direct on the beach. The crime in La Ceiba is low. I walk at many times
drunken at 3:00 AM through centro and I don't rob. If you stay in othe laten-americhan
country's before, you know the behaviour. Now the girl's. Prostitution is legal.
The prices for putas (prostitution in spain) is for hondurenas 100 Lempiras and for
foreigner starts at 200 Lempiras (14 $). You can meet the girls on bars and discos.
Also exists many nightclubs but the prices are higher. About 400-700 Lempiras. But
the prices of drinks are the same as in bars and in the discos.
Lima, Peru -- Peruvian women range from light skinned through to very dark, indian
appearance. Normally with fabulous almond eyes. They are normally shorter than caucasian
at around 4' 11' to 5' 22, and the younger they are the more attractive they seem
(legal age is 16), although the youngest I knew was 19. As they get older they seem
to fatten rapidly and there is no 'gym culture' so finding a real beauty isn't easy,
but they are there.
Cartagena, Colombia -- Had heard many good things about Cartagena from past reports
and other TSM members and the fact that speaking Spanish was not imperative cinched
the deal.Charter arrived at 1am via Baranquilla felt almost embarrased when most
of the plane started clapping upon landing, I guess there so relieved to be finally
starting their one vacation a year, customs was a breeze and I was outside whereupon
some useless touts trying to grab my bags
Cartagena, Colombia -- Lord Have Mercy! (4/15/98 start date) Here
are is evidence :-) I was really looking hard for a substitute for Cuba. After
scouring the TSM archives and reading this board every day, I settled on Cartagena.
This was a good thing for sure. I almost went to Rio, but a lack of Portuguese words
nestled in my long term memory made me decide otherwise. Your writers background
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Europe
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Barcelona -- As I write this it is Wednesday night, and yesterday, Tuesday was such
an amazing day in my TSM'ing life that it boggles the mind. I swear that every word
of the following is true, amazing as it may sound. Arrived in Barcelona, Spain at
6 pm, checked into hotel, and showered
Madrid -- Here is the official BoZo trip report for Madrid and Barcelona, Spain Rolled
into Spain For my trip - one night in Barcelona, two nights in Madrid. If you want
the readres' digest condensed version, here it is : Relatively expensive, high quality,
not amazingly easy to find the "good places". If you want to know the full
story, read the rest of the report.
Frankfurt -- FKK Frankfurt ReportI had been to a couple FKK clubs before, but never
in Frankfurt. After reading the excellent report on the Paradies FKK club, I figured
I had to give it a try. The following is my (extremely glowing) report on what went
down (pun intended!).
Hague, Holland -- Joined TSM about a week ago and have been lurking sofar... So much
reading to do here, grrreat site!! I am dutch and have lived in Holland the first
25 years of my life. I have now been living for several years in Southern Europe
:-)) Eventhough my TSM experiences are limited to Holland I'm now planning new trips
to Asia, thanks to Tsm.
Malaga and Marbella, Spain islands -- For good reason...this area especially Puerto
Banus is like South Beach Miami except Miami has the police and this paradise has
mountains. Three weeks ago, I went to the Costa del Sol (The Coast of the Sun) similar
to the Gold Coast (South Fla's coast from Miami to West Palm Beach). Oh ...one other
big difference, here in Spain, prostitution is legal unlike the Home of the Free,
where you can have your name in the newspaper and your car impounded.
Berlin -- I just spent some time in Berlin and thought I'd pass along the experiences
I made there, they might come in handy if any of you ever head up there. Unlike most
German cities, Berlin doesn't have a main redlight area and in fact doesn't have
a single walk-through type brothel so typical for Germany. The city's specialty are
apartment bordellos, sex kinos (a mixture of bar, porn movie theater and brothel)
and the street-walker scene which has decreased dramatically over the last few years.
Frankfurt -- I've read a number of posts dealing with the FKK clubs in Germany .
Although I'm regularly in Germany, I had never been to such a club before, mainly
because sex in the open isn't my thing but also because many of them are located
in remote areas that are hard to find. But having only signed-up to TSM recently,
I thought it was my duty to try out something new.
Praque -- I had such a great trip last November ("Amazing Prague") that
when I saw a frequent flyer opportunity for a free ticket, I didn't waste any time.
My intention was to check out a lot of new places, but I must admit that I'm experienced
enough and conservative enough to think: "Why risk somewhere new when you've
already found perfection?" Well I ended up doing some of both. Here's what I
found ... (100 Czech Koruna, CSK or Kc = US$ 2.87). And the women!!
Seville, Costa del Sol -- Needing a break from a cold, dreary and very snowy European
winter, and with only a week available, I went to Andalusia, southern Spain. The
first part of my vacation was in Seville, and in terms of TSM activity, was ok but
not extraordinary. The second part on the Costa del Sol, was great worth going out
of one 's way to visit. Here 's the info you may find useful
Switzerland -- Switzerland has the reputation of being a clean, safe, well-organized,
expensive and rather unexciting country. There are many exceptions of course but
generally, the description is quite accurate and it also describes the paid sex to
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Cuba & Dominican Republic
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Cienfuegos -- As the small plane approached Havana I feared the worst. I had not
visited the lusty Isle since last August and was anticipating a miserable time, in
spite of the fact that my Spanish was quite good. The plan was to overnight it in
Habana and take the Viazul the following morning to Cienfuegos. A new feature in
Havana was a luggage weighin in the arrival terminal in Havana, a new way to wring
a few extra dollars from unsuspecting gringos.
Holguin -- The following is a recent report of my eighth Cucan excursion . Landed
in Holguin and rented a car, headed to Holguin! Within 20 minutes I had my passenger,
Marilin, and was off to a casa. It was dark and she was trepid about police. There
was minimal police presence at this point. At the Casa it was no problem, but she
was expected to leave early in the morning.
Havana -- Dispite all of the negative reports of the crackdown etc., This was the
best trip yet ! My first trip over to "The island" after the crackdown
and I expected the worst. Have been lucky though in that from past trips have already
nailed down a great casa and a Cuban buddy who speaks great english and knows most
of the "ropes". Arriving at the new airport I slipped my customary $10.00
in my pastport as I handed it to the guy in the booth. After some chit-chat about
where I was staying in Havana (Hotel Riveria......yea right)
Cuba -- Long report Mr. Gleg). Just back from my trip to Cuba. June 28-July 6 via
Cancun. I arranged my trip thru Nash Travel for a friend and myself. Went off without
a hitch except pickup at airport. Had to take a taxi to hotel. (Damn $15). First
a word about myself. I am new to Tsm (lurking 4 months)
Santiago -- Just returned from a one week trip to Holguin and Santiago. I like to
go to Santiago because its a three hour flight from Toronto; its inexpensive, about$US275.00
and I have a weakness for Chicas from Santiago's Tropicana Cabaret. During the course
of several trips I have made friends with many locals who look forward as much as
I do to my visit.
Cuba trip -- The following is a recent report on my April / 1999 Cuba trip. Cuba
trip April / 99 Landed in Holguin and began my eight Cuba excursion. After
the arrival and car rental, headed into Holguin. Within 20 minutes I had my passenger,
Marilin, and was off to a Casa. It was dark and she was a bit trepid about the police.
Pelon in the DR -- When I met Omega in Tijuana last year, little did I know how much
he would influence my future travels. Left to my own devices, I would have happily
continued on with my occasional trips to the Zona Norte's mean streets, but due to
Omega's DR reports, and then after joining TSM at his encouragement, and reading
all of the reports and seeing the pictures, my destiny was sealed.
Boca Chica -- Well, I just returned from BC and saw many of our friends down there.
I'm still wishing I could have stayed much longer.. 5 days just isn't enough to experience
all of those delights... f. Note, I'm writing this from memory and took no notes,
so excuse any things I don't recall.. Also, I speak some spanish, which makes a difference
in speaking and dealing with the people.
Santo Domingo Booty -- I don't know the source of the urge that overcame me (was
it lust? -- or was it just an overwhelming desire to do research for the good of
TSM and mankind?) but in May I made a second trip to Santo Domingo.
Santo Domingo Street action --I'm kind of schizophrenic when it comes to TSM activities...
one part of me is looking for a sweet, tender, beauty, as far from hard-core as possible,
to have a fantasy sex/romance experience with (i.e., Girlfriend Sex). The other side
of me is looking for something much more raw... 2 or 3 on one, anal, trashy looking
girls -- slut sex. For the latter, there's nothing like the street. |
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Central America
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Costa Rica -- I recently spent a week in Costa Rica, my first trip to the small country
and a departure from my usual trips to Angeles City. I flew Continental, an uneventful
flight both ways with a brief stop in Houston. Upon arriving in San Jose i breezed
thru customs (they seem to wisk the americans right thru) and got a taxi to take
me to The Presidente for $10. .
Costa Rica -- I was down in Costa Rica for a week about two weeks ago. Nice little
trip to relax and have some fun at the beach. I've been to Costa Rica six times now,
first time in the past year though. Started off the trip staying overnight in San
Jose.
Costa Rica --Imagine before I begin, I have to make a confession. This is my first
travel report and I have been on TSM for a little over 2 years now. I have traveled
to many of the Latin American TSM destinations and so far, my personal favorite is
still Costa Rica, this being the 6th time to that wonderful little country. The people
are very friendly and the crime situation is relatively low compared to other destinations.
All things considered, it's my personal favorite TSM getaway. I still would like
to try Quito, Ecuador sometime in the future.
Costa Rica --(webfoot) I was in Costa Rica from May 8th until May 16th. Costa Rica
was not my first vacation trip with an erotic theme. I had traveled to Thailand last
December and visited Bangkok and Pattaya. It was my first trip of this type since
reading the archives in TSM where I gained infinite amounts of information and found
it very accurate. Anyhow, I took a red eye flight from Portland, OR and arrived in
San Jose at about 8:00 A.M. I flew United and it cost about $500.00 U.S. which I
thought was a pretty reasonable price after checking the rates.
Guatemala City -- After San Salvador about a month ago, I looked forward to a better
time in Guatemala City because I had good times there back in 1992. As I remembered,
more costly than Bangkok, Manila, and most of Central America. But, it had 3 good
clubs of strip teasers and ...
San Jose, Costa Rica -- (revisted) The Blue Marlin bar at the del Rey and the Key
Largo next door have basically the same girls as many will walk back and forth across
the street in search of "dates" throughout the evening. Most are in their
twentys and yes there are some beauties in the bunch. The real beauties seem to be
stuck ...
Nicaragua -- A fellow TSMer requested this information, so I took out his name and
alias, and am posting it here for the benefit of the rest of the TSM body. Sorry
for the late response! I have about 12 years of experience in Nicaragua and here
is the low down.
El Salvador -- The complete guide from the travling man. Upon entry to the Airport
in San Salvador we took an unusual approach. The pilot came over the loudspeaker
system and advised us that we will be doing a little weaving and bobbing on our way
in. Ok, I love to weave and bob however it is usually in the horizontal position.
I have flown into a lot of airports in my day however this has to be the most beautiful
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Mexico
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Mexico City -- Mexico D.F. is the world's largest city. So by definition it has the
highest concentration of horny men of anywhere in the world. It is not as great a
big city sex destination as Bangkok or Rio, but certainly there is something for
all tastes.
La Paz, Mexico -- Greetings ! I just returned from 5 days in La paz , Baja california,
sur. The weather was great ,90 degrees , no rain, below average fishing. The water
is still cool, in the seventies, so we were limited to some dorado and a wayward
yellowfin tuna and now the girls.
Nuevo Laredo, Mexico -- Had a chance to go to Laredo,Texas with a group of 50 golfers
and whore mongers this weekend and of course spend as much waking time in Boystown
as possible there. In my opinion the only two places to go are Papagayos and Tamiko,
which are within 5O yards of each other on the main street.
Guadalajara, Mexico -- As I hadn't visited there in a long time, I decided to see
if Guadalajara had a massage scene. Started out by looking in about 4 different newspapers
under "masajes" with no luck. That is to say, there were no sections that
had anything to do with masajes. Hmmm.... that struck me as strange because
T.J -- Arrived in SD on United without incident around 2 in the afternoon. Took the
992 bus from the arrival deck to the trolley transfer station and then the blue line
all the way to the border ($2). Crossed the border on foot and grabbed a Taxi ($5)
to Hotel Manhattan ($25). It was around 5 or 6 PM which I thought might be a little
early but I couldn't have been more wrong. The AB was pretty packed which is saying
a lot considering how big the place is. After securing an Agua Mineral from one of
the bars I began a slow walk around the perimeter to reconnoiter the chicas. |
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U.S
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Kittery -- Luckily I was staying in Portsmouth, N.H. just across the border from
one of the best massage parlors I have ever been to. It is called the Danish Health
Club and it advertises as "Massage By Women"
Greensboro, NC -- Don't laugh this is probably the most liberal city in the U.S,
even with a nude car wash -- check it out
Honolulu -- I had the chance to lay over in Honolulu in October, and I feel obliged
to report my findings to the site's readers. Having only a few hours on a Friday
evening, I visited a local oriental spa. The choice was auspicious, and my report
will reveal a great deal about the climate of freedom in HI
Nashville -- As for "Local Resident's" post, I can't confirm or deny, since
I haven't lived in Nashville for several months. As to his assertion that the Nashville
Times wouldn't say anything about sting operations - I don't know, however ..
Miami, South Beach -- South Beach is a well kept secret. Eveyone thinks its very
expensive. It can be but doesnt have to be. I lived there for 3 months last winter
and loved it.
Key-West, Florida -- The best titty-bar, umm...erotic dance facility, in Key West
is called Teasers and it is on Highway 1 as you drive into town. Thought I had died
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Tidbits
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40 reasons why women fail in bed. 1.milking it, 2. lethal weapons, 3. robots, silent
fright etc, etc, etc
Airline logic, yup sometimes the world (especially airlines) just don't make a bit
of dam sense.
I normally post mostly on the Angeles City board. But I've also been a TSM member
for a number of years. So I decided to take a few of my more interesting posts and
repost them here. If you've already read these on the A2 board, ignore. If you find
them amusing, lemme know--bob. i.e. -- "Hello, Honeyko!" (Hello, Moneybag!)
"Kumasta Ka Na?" (How are you, future boyfriend?) "You Boboy!"
(You're a fat pig) etc, etc .. |
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Newsletters ...
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Sanya, China -- We found an amazing island
in China. Weather and beaches like Hawaii, great hotels, food, sites and oh my, the
girls. This is a "true" find for the westerner and I suggest you get there
fast before others learn what really there (hint: girls).
Camodia -- You heard about the sights, now see all (over 50 photos) and an in depth
report from an experienced Tsm member. Includes Siam Reap, Angkor Wat, Banteay Srey,
Phnom Penh, and Sway Pak is also known as Kilometer 11 (this is were the girls are).
A hidden camera shows you what to expect (girls I mean) and if you ever thought about
Cambodia, this is a must see and read.
Ollethais Asian Adventures -- A summary to my trip to Thailand and the Philippines
and includes Cebu and Phuket. Long article with photos to show you what I'm talking
about :-).
Carlos does Rio. Hedonist dreams come true. Having wanted to experience carnival
(and other delights) and the police crack down in Cuba I was off to Brazil . Lots
of hot photos and yes even some short movies. What a naughty country, just wish it
was a little closer -- but here is my story.
Eight fun (and do I mean fun) days in the Philippines -- The following post is not
in the form of a summary trip report, but rather it is in the form of an extended
travel log. This post will not likely cover any new ground for regular readers of
the TSM destinations board, but may contain some useful information for those who
might be planning a one week TSM style holiday to the Philippines. Warning-
this travel log contains some graphic sex details, if you do not like reading this
type of material then please click out now. As for the rest of you, hope you
enjoy.
Stavroplo, Russia-- If you are looking for an undiscovered Angeles, BC or Bangkok,
this is not the place. This is for the romance minded gentleman or young single male.
In regards to sexually activity, I had plenty, but will not go into graphic detail
or pictures, itís just not me. If thatís what youíre looking
for in a report, sorry, it isn't here. I have tried to break the report up into a
FAQ style, so if it looks like itís all over the place, your right, writing
and grammar are not my strong points
El Salvador -- Originally I had planned to spend the weekend in Miami with a girlfriend
from Bogota who was traveling to Miami. However, her visa had expired and she waited
too late to renew it. So, I made tentative reservations to fly to Cartagena. That
was until my TSM pal Martin, put a live SOS report on the board
Costa Rica -- It was hard to resist the AA net saver special to Costa Rica. After
all, I had never visited San Jose in full throttle TSM mode, preferring instead elite
destinations such as Cuba and the DR. I was aprehensive because of all the conflicting
reports that I had read and a TSM'ers destination rating list that placed Costa Rica
was at the bottom of his favorite destinations. As we passed over Cuba I thought
about how great it would be to be able to put on a parachute and jump out of the
plane and forget CR.
Santiago, Sosua, Puerta Plata (Dominican Republic) -- Monday night arrival Sosua
(arrived two hours late because the captainís chair broke and when landed
my luggage never showed up till an hour after touchdown -- was on the airport runway,
another long story, yup we are now in the Dominican Republic) was quiet at midnight
and checking in the Plaza Sosua Apt (now called Europea, $35.00 per/night, deluxe
room) was quick and efficient. 45 minutes later was at the Hi-Caribe disco checking
out the girls.
Photos ...
As usual, Tsm prides itself on having the best amateur photo collection
on the internet. All photos on
this page are from our members uploads (where there are hundreds more and updated
weekly) and some of our favorites from the internet -- just for a little variety
:-). We think you get the idea!
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Movies ...
Here we picked two of our favorite member movies to show you what
to expect from your travels. Naughty Rio (1,2) and steamy Cuba especially after you
exit the shower :-).
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