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What's New:
Another great six month for Tsm. Not only has our membership increased by 10% but
many new goodies (improved chat, upgraded message boards, free one/year membership
for reports of distinction), reports (over 300 new ones), movies and best yet, six
new newsletters. Newsletter are not only reports of the hottest destination for the
single male, but include photos (the real thing) of what our members found. These
updates include reports on Colombia (first ever on San Andres Island) Davao (unknown
hot spot in the Philippines), Honduras (you'll be surprised), Cienfuegos (Cuba steamy
port), Hainan update (that unknown Chinese island where everything goes), latest
from Jakarta, the best of Rio, Quito (get laid for $3.00) and a few hot photo reports
from Thailand.
A few Tsm parites were held all the world this year, with the two biggest being the
Thanksgiving bash in Bangkok and Biffs birthday party in Boca Chica
(over 25 members showed up). What a great time all had and yes, Tsm is a community.
A few special addition added this last six month are a new member movie board (now
you have a use for that new digital camcorder you got for Xmas and see what your
fellow Tsmer has been doing :-)) and our first ever lifetime membership for Carioca
Carlos, our man who lives in Rio. We have
a special section just devoted to his photos and they will melt your socks (among
other things). Another addition has been the expansion of our member web page section.
Seems everyone want to be a webmaster and Tsmer's are no different. You won't find
these erotic travel sites on any search engine, but they are all here in our updated
member web page section.
Of course we have added tons of new photos -- our member photo section is probably our
most popular stop after our message boards. Not only are there 100's of new (the
real thing) amateur photos (as all
on this page are real encounters by Tsm members)
but we've added over 100 of our favorite photos from the internet. We believe Tsm
Travel has the best photo collection on the internet, we thing you'll also agree.
Another new item is we also added (to our chat schedule board) a complaint and "blow
off steam" board. Want to make fun, tease or chid a member, now a place for
this exist. You ask, why? Well our goal is to keep our main board free of spam (no
advertising permitted) and non-travel posts. We also have a full time moderator to
keep the main board free of irrelevant post and make your reading more fun (and less
waste of time as other boards). Our people finder board (need a travel companion
-- donít want to do Cuba alone, etc.) is updated daily with guys looking for
friends to explore the mysteries of erotic travel.
For help we now have a new toll free number (we get back to you in 48 hours or less)
and an automated system for lost passwords. All the new help features can be found
on our opening page (www.tsmtravel.com) as well as a search engine for a quick look up for articles. Even
non-members can use this (so you can see the extent of our travel database), but
only members can read the articles.
We now have over 220 hotels in our hotel search engine database -- not
only are they recommendations from other members (from every corner of the earth)
but they will tell you (and rate) how Tsm friendly the hotels are (new guests allowed
with no or little hassle). This is very useful for the first time traveler to a new
destination. -- worst fear of a Tsm traveler is meeting a new friend (and the time
and money consumed in convincing her to join you for an interlude) and then the hotel
say " no es posible.ì Check it out before you leave on your next trip,
it could save you a bundle and make your trip hassle free.
By popular demand we have also changed how our pen-pal section works. We have reviewed
100 of sites and picked the three best that are absolutely free and contain 1,000's
of ladies from around the world waiting to make new friends. There is no extra costs
and these sites allow you to create your own profile and upload your photo too. Hey,
I get three to four e-mails a month myself from these adds and have found a new local
girlfriend for myself (when I'm not traveling), so I know it works!
Again, thanks to all our members for making Tsm such a great community for the single
male traveler. Who said, boys can't have fun too :-). Below are the best of our new
material for easy and fast referencing -- Enjoy!
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AFRICA
Ethioipia -- I got back from vacation in Ethiopia a few weeks ago. I had a great
time, due in no small part to Binro's groundbreaking report. Here's some recent info
ASIA
Cambodia -- My original plan was to travel to Siem Reap accompanied by a TSM member
I had met in Bangkok. However, due to some scheduling problems it was not meant to
be. So the question, do I travel to Kampuchea alone?
Bangkok -- Bangkok tits (oops, I meant) tips. El Hunter spent an enjoyable single
male vacation in Thailand the latter part of November 1999, not having been there
about ten years in Bangkok and 17 years in Pattaya
Asia Barfines -- The following applies to Patpong, Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and Joe
Buckskin Village. The rules for some other venues are different - these rules are
covered in "Barfines 2a"."Is the barfine negotiated with the girl
or the club?"
Asia girl letters -- How to read between the lines of a bargirl's letter. This
is the actual letter that a fellow TSMer got from one of the girls he was seeing
last year in Angeles City. He sent it to me asking for my opinion of it - scam
or real problem.
Angeles City, Philippines -- Ackbar takes Clovis to Angeles, decided to head in and
see if any new art museums had been erected on Fields since my last visit. After
a fruitless search, we were again in need of food and drink. People don't realize
just how much work goes into keeping this much weight on a body. It takes years of
careful snacking, drinking and inactivity.
Davao, Philippines -- After 20+ visits to the PI, I finally made my way to Davao
City in Southern Mindanao to check out rumors about the TSM action there. Thanks
to dog69 for his preliminary scouting report of the area. I had previously checked
out Surigao and Butuan City and neither was good.
Davao, Philippines -- In the first days of August I and another TSM friend embarked
from Cebu on a 3 day tsm exploratory mission to Davao. I was very sad I only had
3 days, I had to go home. I wish I had gone there earlier.
Bangkok -- First time report, had wanted to take a trip to Thailand for a long time
but was a little nervous having never been anywhere really besides Mexico and the
United States. Anyway I had a vacation coming up and found a pretty cheap flight
to Bangkok, $659 on Northwest.
Angeles City -- (long) Just returned from my first trip to the PI and wanted to thank
the guys on this board for the previous information that made it a success. This
report will not contain any information that is new, but might be of interest to
those thinking of going.
Sanya, China -- In March 1999, I posted a report on Haikou, Hainan, China. Last week
I went to a birthday party in Hong Kong and went to Sanya in Hainan. I booked an
air-hotel-transfer-breakfast deal through Kwan Kin Travel in Hong Kong for HK$3119
(US$403). That is for four nights of hotel. Girl I got was Red. She is 20 and from
Hubei [North of the Lake Province]. Nice B-cup with pencil eraser nipples. Gave very
good. Red gave me her cell phone and pager number and introduced me to a cabbie.
Taiwain -- HOT TEA BLOW JOB in Taiwan. It involves my first time experience with
the HOT TEA BLOW JOB. I'll explain what that is later in this account. First of all
some personal notes. I'm a thirty-something engineer working for a supplier to the
electronics industry.
Bangkok -- Middle age man does he thing, after another morning session with A, I
sent her home and then went walking down Sukhumvit to Robinson's Department store.
Exchanged some traveler's checks at one of the numerous exchange booths along the
way (38 bahts=1 USD). Sidewalks clogged with
Thailand -- A needed note to those who haven"t read my stuff or have just forgotten.
It"s long winded, not especially well written and without any spicy sexual content.
This is in the form of a daily trip diary, not a trip report, thus the added length
and digressions I can"t seem to avoid. Please don"t proceed if you"re
just looking for the who and where, cause I go in more for the how and why.
Phnom Penh, Cambodia -- Phnom Penh, Cambodia Report 12/99 - 1/00. Phnom Penh is happening.
TSM activities are absolutely great and the city is now the safest its been in 30
years. 1999 is the first peaceful year in the country since the 1960s. Svay Pak,
Tuol Kauk, St. 63, Martinis, Sharkeys, Kin Svay and countless other places are in
full swing. There's massage, kareoke, and disco places with umpteen ladies all over
the city. At 11 pm there is generally a 10 - 1 ratio of gals to guys.
Mandalay -- I left home with one figure in mind. "Eighty Seven". This was
the number of women whose tears, broken hearts and panties lie in my wake. My aim
was to get this figure up to 100 - a century for the new century. "That's a
pretty gormless ambition, Norman". Yes, this is true. The fact is though, I
can't contribute to world peace or enlightenment, nor can I decode the genome.
Thailand vs Philippines -- Thailand vs. the Philippines The Pros and Cons for Dave
in Phoenix. Obviously I very much enjoyed Thailand and there are pros and cons of
each. But overall there really is no comparison - Thailand for me wins hand down
over the Philippines (PI). Since my PI reports on sexwork
Ropponqi, Japon -- Just wanted to pass along my obvservations of the TSM scene
in Tokyo, specifically Roppongi. I am visiting Japan for the next few weeks and having
never been here before, I have been exploring in ever widening cirlces from my place
to stay in Yokohama.
Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia -- (long) In light of the vast amount of information
available here on Thailand I'll keep my report brief so as not to overlap a lot of
excellent material. I'm not the graphic sort anyway - I'll leave that to Blakbart
- so I'll just provide a few details and pass along some info that might be new or
might just confirm existing facts.
Thailand -- Too long ??? You know you've been too long in Thailand when : You look
four ways before crossing a one way street. You've bought a house for a Thai bar
girl, or at least a motorcycle. You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs and lots more
...
CANADA
Halifax, Nova Scotia -- just returned from Halifax where i was on a business, so
this wasn't a TSM trip but I did get to do a little research. Its cold up there rigt
now (a little above Maine) but there are still alot of street walkers out
Montreal -- The first of October I needed to take a busines trip to Montreal. I had
seen on the web that Montreal had some good escort services, so I did a little searching
and was pleasantly surprised!
Montreal -- Montreal is great. I don't know a lot about the strip club
scene, except that Grand Prix in Richealiou (I totally mangled that one) is FS in
the lap booths. A lot of Montreal whoremongers seem to like it. Frankly, the escort
scene is so good, I don't understand those who spend almost the same dough in a cramped
little booth,
Vancouver -- Just back from North America's most picturesque city with a couple of
changes in the local scene to report. First, regular readers will recall that just
2 months ago I posted about a new Asian massage parlour in Vancouver
CARIBBEAN
Dominican Republic -- 5 weeks in DR: Boca Chica, Las Terrenas, SD, Santiago. What
follows might make more sense if I tell you I'm a decent looking, blue-eyed, fluent
Spanish-speaking, 38 year-old American. First four days in Boca Chica. If you go
there, beware of a girl named Caroline. Bad, bad news:
Curacao, Netherland Antilles -- The sign says "Lovers Paradise" The following
information is for everyone who enjoys Caribbean flavor (who doesn't) and is looking
for a pleasurable TSM spot which has been scantily reported (who isn't). There's
a small island in the Netherlands Antilles just off the coast of Venezuela where
it's all legal, and doesn't cost too much.
Caracas & Quito -- The itinerary for this trip was partly driven by my being
captive by United Airlines and it's partners. I had always wanted to visit Quito
for non-tsm reasons, so when a rash of favorable postings appeared, it was only a
matter of time before I would arrange a trip there. Since UA could only get me as
far as Caracas, I added a few days in that city as well.
Curacao, Netherland Antilles -- Best little whore house in the Caribbean. I was looking
for another TSM destination to visit over the Thanksgiving weekend and it didn't
look good for finding something in the price range of Boca Chica, until Gac posted
his excellent report on the island of Curacao. Don't get me wrong, I love it in Boca
Chica but I really didn't want to go there for the third time this year. I really
wanted to do a little more exploring in the Caribbean.
Sosua, Puerta Plata, Dominican Republic -- This report will be more of a summary
report rather than a day-by-day account. Since Bruce has already chronicled much
of the trip and Martin is sure to write a report, any missing parts here will surely
be covered. I took the usual flights through DFW and Miami to Puerta Plata (POP)
using an American Advantage award.
Jamaica -- Why I like it, first of all I would like to say that Jamaica definitely
wouldn't be able to compete with BC or BKK when it comes to cheap and intense whoring.
But this article was written inspired by Observerama's post on the "Chat Board"
about the difference between TSM intense places like BC/BKK and other more alternative
destinations such as Cuba and Indonesia.
Dominican Republic -- (long) I came back from short vacation in the DR 10 days ago
but couldn't get my thoughts together until now. First of all, my big thanks to Omega
and Worm for taking good care of me in Boca Chica and Irving who showed me real :-)
Santiago. I also met great guys at Ronnie's: Bad Boy, Newt Gingrich and many others
I had great time hanging out with. As you have probably noticed, English is not my
native language so bare with me... This is how I spent my 8 days in DR. Nov 23-25-
Santo Domingo
25-28- Boca Chica 28-30- Santiago Nov 30-Dec 1- Sosua.
Puerta Plata, Dominican Republic -- I had been to Boca Chica before and experienced
the fun there but this time I would travel to Puerto Plata and visit a friend of
mine as well as sample some of the local PP ladies. I had read the archieves on places
in Sosua and PP to go, but I would use them only if I didn't turn up any excitement
elsewhere.
Puerta La Cruz, Venezuela -- In Puerto la Cruz there were some ads in the local paper
and I was standing by the phone booth trying to give them a ring when I was approached
by a cutie who started kissing me. It's a bit hard to talh while you have a tounge
down your throat.
San Juan -- San Juan may be back. Recently had a one-niter there and inquired about
TSM activity. Was told about a new club owned by the previous owners of Lucky-7,
similar to Black Angus just not as many girls and heavy pressure to drink - $5 ea.
while watching the show.
St. Maarten -- Here we go on my report on St. Maarten and St. Martin the half Dutch,
Half French Island in the Caribbean. I'm living here for a while and I've had plenty
of time to experience the scene on the island. First of all the island is a bit of
a microcosm of the world, sort of like a Manhattan in the Caribbean with probably
well over 100 different nationalities on the Island.
St. Maarteen -- Just back from a weekend in St. Maarten and did it ever exceed my
expectations. I need to thank Dutchie for his pioneering work in sourcing out new
TSM nightspots. His Jan.20 writeup made it possible to navigate without the aid of
a map.
Boca Chica, Dominican Republic -- The real city. Let's set the record straight on
what Boca Chica is and isn't. Boca Chica is not a sex town. It is a beach town. In
the main tourist area, there are no strip bars, no massage parlors, no brothels,
or any other kind of sex-oriented businesses. The girls you see don't work for anybody
but themselves, or as a waitresses, bartenders, cashiers, etc
CENTRAL AMERICA
Costa Rica -- During the first week of December, I had the pleasure of again visiting
my favorite country in the Americas. Those of you who have read my previous posts
know that I like Costa Rica very much and have become quite enchanted by this beautiful
country. Granted, it's not the premier choice destination anymore for value driven,
beaver banging, butterflying, pussy hounds (myself included).
Guatemala City -- I caught a break and was able to stop off in Guatemala City for
3 nights last weekend. My May visit was the first since 1992 and was enjoyable and
better than San Salvador in April, but neither would ever equaled my forays in Bangkok
and Manila. I posted highlights of both visits, which contain enough info to keep
one busy for a short week in either place.
La Ceiba, Honduras --I stayed
at the Patenon Beach hotel Tel 443-0434. As noted in previous posts, this is a good
hotel with A/C and cable T.V. My price was $334.00 limparius per day, for a room
residing on the first floor attached with a outside balcony. No charge for overnight
guest.
Nicaragua -- Managua is nice if you like Mestizo girls. There is nothing in terms
of TSM activity there. If you want regular girls, you'll find more than your share,
and the hunt can be painless. Nicas make excellent wives. In Managua (or all of Nicaragua
for that matter), spanish is not a necessity, as long as you like communicating by
making shapes with your hand and pointing to your crotch and stomach :-)
Costa Rica escorts -- SoloAdventure is a travel company that provides "hostesses"
for your vacation to Costa Rica. The company is based out of San Francisco. Below
is my experience with them: Monday Evening. My flight arrived about 40 minutes
late into San Jose Airport.
Costa Rica -- Start to walk straight through the Customs check, like I always have,
when the lady puts a hand on the cart and points me to the bag check line - What!
Seems if you have over three pieces you automatically get checked. (Oh No! You see,
I had stopped by the Love Shoppe - Adult Toys and Gifts a few days before and stocked-up
on a few essentials. Massage oils, heating lubes, water-based lube, flavored lubes,
flavored condoms (large econo pack), regular condoms (large econo pack), a couple
of Pocket Rocket vibrators, and to top it off a bigger than life John Holmes latex
dong 13" long by 3 1/4" diameter, which was packaged descreetly in a bright
red satin bag.) How was I going to explain all this? (Uhh..., medicinal purposes,
sir.)
CUBA
Cuba Cities -- Havana, Santa Clara, Havana. General Conditions: For all intents and
purposes, the crackdown is over. Yes, the police are still around, but not hassling
anybody in earnest. Nothing like in the spring when I was there. Not much damage
from the hurricane. Cubans are very resilient people.
Cuba Vs Mexico -- I just got back from 3 weeks in Cuba and 5 days in Ensenada, Mexico.
What a contrast. I'll just narrow it down to the bare facts as I saw it. Cuba - One
week in Havana at the Casa de Hugo in the Playa district. Nice place but waayy too
far out. A car is mandatory here. Bulldog and I stayed here because Andres had overbooked
his apartment.
Cuba Report -- For those of you who have been following my message board postings
since my return, no, I don't hate Cuba. In fact, quite the opposite is true. I rue
the day when Fidel and Slick Willie mend their ways and Cuba opens up to us ugly
Americans. I pray that Fidel manages to maintain control so that "mi Cubaî
doesn't go the way of Costa Rica, where too many nose picking gringos have trashed
a great Latin culture.
Santiago, Cuba -- As I lay in the bed, exhausted from a harsh day back in the office
in Los Angeles after a week in Santiago, my girlfriend from Rio was trying to talk
about the relationship. Yes, I just returned that week from Santiago de Cuba, and
she had flown in from Brasil to visit for week.
Cuba Report -- This will be my 5th trip to Habana in a little less than 2 years.
My first two trips were pre-crackdown and my last two; March & July of 1999.
When I last returned in July I only had only 4 nights and spent 2 nights each with
past girlfriends. This trip I definitely wanted some new experiences. I flew into
Cancun.
Santiago, Cuba -- 'll try to run a fairly quick update off the top of my head. i
am still catching up on sleep, didn't get any two nights ago, something about a 6"2'
tropicanna madel ( ? ) in Havana. She was at least two platform shoe heights above
me in her shoes! I will break this into the Hinterland, Santiago and Havana. The
Hinterland will include Santa Clara, Camaguey and Los Tunas. Beware some of this
is my opinion, but nevertheless based on over two months of experiences this year.
Santiago report -- Duration of my stay in Santiago was seven days from Oct 24 thru
the 31st. My gateway city was Montego bay, and I flew Air jamaica, as part of a land-air
package which included seven nights at the hotel Santiago. I purchased this package
thru Nash travel.
EAST EUROPE
Romania -- I'm Flying Mongoose, and this is my first post on TSM. First, I want to
thank anyone who's ever posted information on Germany and Eastern Europe. Thanks
to you guys, I had a great trip this summer. Having said that however, I'm amazed
that there has not been a single post on Romania. Well, let's change that.
Prague -- The pro-scene consists of a "locals" market and a market for
tourists. My trip was very brief and I didnít know any locals, so I spent
my time & money at tourist bordellos. Bordellos are quite legal in Prague. Kind
of like saloons in the old westerns. Buy a drink for oneself "ladies" drinks
werenít pushed at all & chat a bit, then go upstairs for some recreation.
Prague -- Live report, Although several other clubs have been mentioned by TSM members
in previous reports, I was seduced instead by advertisements in the "Praha Erotischer"
for the Sex Park (near Vlitaska stop on subway C, exit station, turn left, and walk
along river for 10-15 minutes---a little daunting at night because no one was around.
Prague -- This was my fourth visit to Prague, but my first for 5 years or so. Having
read the most recent report on Prague from Alan and arriving late on Thursday night
my first calling point was Ariadne. It was also conveniently close to my hotel. As
the earlier report said this was a really good value.
Riga, Latvia -- I got to Riga from 28/12 to 08/01 for the first time and speak German
as native language. I will stay in the "Old Town" apartment of Wallace
for 100$/day. I have no marriage thoughts and so wont need Wallace¥s service
although he hopefully will provide me with FAQ-infos needed for Riga and its girls.
I would like to ask the experts here on the board - best places to meet girls ?
Riga, Latvia --I just got back from a one week trip in Riga. I had a great time there.
I notice the information about Riga on the TSM board is a bit of out of date, so
I decide to write this report to give an update of the situation there.
EUROPE
Switzerland -- There is a good report in the archives (An overview of TSM activities
in Switzerland - written by Snark on 3.14.99) that gives some great information on
what is available in this lovely little country. There is one area that is not covered,
however. That is the 'Cabarets'. These bars can be found all across Switzerland,
but especially in Zurich, were there must be more than 50 of them. Any prices quoted
are in Swiss franks. For conversion purposes, 1 USD is approx. 1.5 SFR.
Austria -- Based on these numerous negative reports about TSM options in the area,
I did not spend much time in South Germany but went straight to Austria. As noted
in Part I, I was told that there ARE FKKs in these states but I did not find them.
I can mention a couple of options though.
Barcelona, Spain -- The BoZo wacky barcelona update. Just returned from Barcelona,
spain, and found a new heaven for TSM'ers which has to be one of the best I've seen
and I have seen a hell of a lot! I arrived in Barcelona for a quickie business trip,
and had only two nights to play.
Berlin, Germany -- As I found in the archives only few informations about Berlin
and as another poster mentioned that it is very difficult to get an overlook to the
Berlin scene I would like to add a report about a place I visited a few weekends
ago which I could recommend.
Madrid, Spain -- BoZo does Spain - with the King. Your humble reporter does not pretend
to be the holder of all TSM knowledge, so I am not above asking for some help from
time to time. Before going to Madrid, I posted looking for info on Madrid and area.
Lo and behold - an offer from Greg (it's showtime) to have a brew and trade stories.
He lives in Madrid and knows the score, so of course I said YES!!
Mallorca, Spain -- Although it may be strange to look for Pros in Mallorca where
there are so many tourists you can pick up it may be helpful to know some locations
if you don't have much time or visit the island during the winter season. I have
been in Mallorca a weekend in December and checked also TSM facilities.
Frankfurt -- Frankfurt trip reports have become a regular feature on this board so
I'll just brief you on the news. - I didn't spend too much time in the walk-through
brothels but they did seem a bit emptier as before (due to the recent police raid)
but not dramatically so.
Rotterdam, Netherlands --
After reading about the Thai women in TSM I decided to try a few of the Thai brothels
in Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the larger cities in the Netherlands
Cologne, Germany -- Greetings fellow travellers. Time for an update on the FKK situation
in Cologne, Germany as of August 99. Great things to report, read on! For those of
you who know me, or have read my reports in the past, you will know that I go to
Germany regularly, and had visited Babylon in Elsdorf several times before, as well
as many other FKKS.
MEXICO
Aculpulco -- Well i realize this is a bit belated as its a Labor Day trip report.I
wasn't gonna send it but then, i got to thinking, hell, somebodys gonna go to Acapulco
or be curious about it. So here goes. I had been wanting to do a Labor day trip for
awhile and the Biff Bash was in my sights.
Reynosa -- Hey guys, am back from the border, and had a blast! Boystown in Reynosa
has definetly improved. First, a little prelude. Had dinner in McAllen at a restaurant
next to the Holiday inn Express, at a place called Santa Fe Steakhouse. Superb! Hit
Reynosa with a Puerto Rican buddy of mine, who, although not a tsm'er, is a true
whore dog (like me).
Guadalajara -- As reported last spring, esteticas are a curious institution in Guadalajara
where one can get all the most important thing in life taken care of. Hair cuts,
massages, blow jobs, hand jobs, and full service sex. Not bad at all. Last time I
had little time and ...
Mexico City -- Thursday 12 Midnight. Out the door and into a taxi headed to Titanium
- one of the top clubs in MC. I got out of the cab and into a George Lucas wet dream:
there to greet me was Qui-Gon Jinn, Chewbacca, and a princess of some unknown Galaxy.
Cabo San Lucas -- Hey everyone. New poster here. Been lurking for a while and enjoyed
all the various posts, so thought I'd return the favor. Here's a travelogue I wrote
afive months ago on my first trip to a Mexican Strip Club (Aw, the days of youth
;) It's a little sentimental at times (I had recently broken up with a girlfriend
of two and a half years), but I think it gives a pretty good discription of what
it's like in a Mexican Strip Club.
Nuevo Laredo -- I was in San Antonio for the weekend, so I made sure that I could
get mexican insurance for the rental car, and on Friday evening took off for the
border. There has been plenty of discussion on N.L., so I won't repeat the basics.
I'll just give a trip rundown, and then add comments on what might be changes.
Tijuana, Rosarito, Ensenada -- Very seldom will the street gals go anywhere with
you, unless you have invested a lot of time getting to know them. The club gals are
much easier to get to go with you, even if they just met you that day or the previous
day.
MIDDEL EAST
Israel -- If any of you ever find yourselves travelling the Middle East, make a stop
by Israel. Not only is it a fascinating country from a tourist / historical perspective,
but the sex is good, cheap, and plentiful. Legally speaking, prostitution is widely
tolerated in "secular" cities (ie..all cities except Jerusalem), and brothels
can be found on many streets, doing business out in the open.
SOUTH AMERICA
Belem, Brazil -- Surprisingly little tsm action at prices a bit higher than one would
expect. Some tsm action. The regular girls rarely see a foreigner, and are fairly
receptive, at least if you are white and reasonably looking. Belem has 3 carnivals
per year
Caracass, Venezuela -- Caracas, though seemingly right by the ocean is actually about
an hour or so away. This means there is no beach, but the city lies situated in a
very hilly region and the surrounding mountains can very often give it a Rio like
atmosphere (though without the beaches). From a scenic viewpoint, though not smashing,
Caracas is quite attractive and oh, the girls.
Brazil Cities -- Campinas, Parati, Foz Do Iguascu and there are other streetwalker
areas, including an area downtown within 2 blocks of the Citibank on Av. Morae Sales
(Girls are 3 to 6 and prices range from R20 to 30.) and another in a poor area near
the Carrefour Iguatemi which we found when my friend thought that he could find a
shortcut.
Cartagena, Colombia -- If you do nothing else go to Mr. Babilla's on Friday or Saturday
night. Tons of regular girls. Non-stop music, non-stop dancing, the highest energy
level I have ever seen. Chicas on the bar, on tables, on platforms, etc. You won't
necessarily be taking anyone home from here, but you will have a blast. Do NOT go
on a weeknight and now where the bad girls are ...
Santiago, Chile -- My work took me to Santiago many times in 1998 and we always had
a good time. The pros are very nice, and IMHO a better bargain than a local non-pro.
More on that later. I will reference my directions and local info from the hotel
where we stayed, as that is what I know best. Even if you don't stay there, just
drop by as a point of reference and you can have some fun.
Fortaleza, Brazil -- Observations: Fortaleza is said to be affluent, to have more
BMW per capita than Rio, Sao Paulo, etc. During landing, it looked very neat, no
favelas in the landing path like in Rio and most other cities. Nice looooong stretches
of beaches outside town. Many mosquitoes right in the airport, bring lots of repellent
and beware of dengue fever. And the availability of girls -- wow!
Lima, Peru (long report)-- Yeah, I finally made it to Lima. I was there in mid-Dec
for a week and a half and did a little TSM scouting. Since I was there working, all
I can describe, as a result, is a (large?) fraction of TSM possibilities which I
think may be representative of most of what is available for visitors.
Manus, Brazil -- Street action: Praaa da prefeitura, day and night. about R$ 20 for
1 hour, I would avoid it during night time. Generally no great quality, but you may
be lucky. The street from Praaa da Matriz to Praaa da prefeitura has a few bars with
loud blasting music and terrible women, avoid. Especially at night it is dangerous.
The good street action is from about 10 p to 3 am. Ask your ....
Northen Brazil, Fortaleza -- They claim to have several college girls that stop by
for a few hours in the afternoon. Girls are quite unshy, can be feeled up, inspected,
.... Do not miss. This is a real bar with plenty of rooms and living quarters for
live in girls, this address is probably to stay (*3).
Quito, Ecuador -- At the request of WIN, whose help was instrumental in making my
first trip to Quito a very positive experience, I am posting this brief report with
some ending personal insights. Thanks also to Spyder, and Afro2000.
Quito, Ecuador -- With only two weeks of vacation per year, and a myriad of destinations
begging to be visited, it was with much fore thought that I decided to make a return
to trip to Quito. I enjoyed myself so much the first time, that I thought with that
experience, and a little better Spanish (still bad), I couldn't help but have a winning
trip.... Another enticement was the fact that the Sucre had gone from 7800 to 11,400
to $1 US since my last trip.
Quito, Ecuador -- Place around the corner from Embassy. Went there with Stony on
a Friday evening, place was packed. About 40 ecuadorian men and 8 chicas packed into
a small bar with even smaller stage. Price for 15 minutes in back is 30,000 sucres.
No water folks. Beer is 10,000. You can take the girls out to your hotel for about
150,000/hour I think.
Recife, Brazil -- Anyway, every hour or so the club would momentarily clear the dance
stage in the rear and one or more of the clubs performers would come out on stage
and do a dance/srip show. One of the acts was this great looking girl who came out
in a wedding dress. She did this sensual strip tease that ...
Paraguay -- I used to go to Asuncion, Paraguay quite a bit from about 1996-1998,
and while there, always had a good time. There are numerous homes that a taxi can
take you to, set up for one purpose. Some of them are out in the suburbs, and you
think that you are being taken for a ride. But I never had a problem there, except
deciding which girl to choose.
Rio -- This was my 5th trip to Rio in the last three years, and my only regret is
that I get there so infrequently. Rio is sex heaven, at least in my book. More on
that later. I've posted several other reports on my trips to Rio (Bwana Dik), so
I'll keep this brief and add only the essentials. In the past I've stayed in Copacabana,
which puts one close to Help Discoteca, a coule of good termas, the boites, and lots
of street action.
San Paulo, Brazil -- Sao Paulo has to offer a lot for the tsm traveller and businessman,
especially as it has not a tourist oriented tsm scene, as Rio de Janeiro or cities
in the North East. This insight report - European author has lived may years in the
area - is directed to tsm'ler seeking hassle-free enjoyment, not just quick entertainment,
but also everything around it.
Quito, Ecuador -- three $ bj and after checking in and bringing my bag upstairs,
I decidied to take a little walk. At the very least I knew Vibrations was only a
few blocks away and I at least wanted to see that from the outside, and I also wanted
find a store to pick up some munchies and water. To say the streets were desolate
would be an understatement: empty, empty, empty ! Quito is not an all night type
of town.
SOUTH PACIFIC
Figi -- Did two weeks vacation + some investement research on Fiji. I found that
the beauty of the islands is a bit of overrated by travel magazines. Beaches at other
places in Asia are superior to Fiji beaches, scuba diving is mediocre, prices for
accomodation and services are outrageous and the local Indians (leftover shucar cane
cutters, 40% of the population) are a bunch of assholes.
Melbourne, Australia -- This is a quick description of prices and what I've found
in Melbourne over the last few days since I had to cancel my trip to BKK. Overall,
if you can't score in local pubs with your foreign accent, then call an escort to
your hotel. I don't much care for walking to brothels so I
Pacific Islands -- Two years ago I was able to extend a business trip to Guam into
a diving vacation on Palau. Best diving I've ever found, and the Palau Pacific Resort
was gorgeous, a real honeymoon dream. Have spent time on Saipan as well, but none
of the other smaller islands.
U.S.
Central Florida -- I had reason to be in various Florida locations recently, so this
will be a hodgepodge. There is plenty of info on strip clubs and other adult places
here and at TUSCL, BigDoggie and NudeReview, so I don't even have to attempt to give
a complete report. I just want to comment on changes, and my experiences.
Nevada -- I was in Vegas a few months ago. Not wanting to take a chance on what an
escort service might send (I'm real picky), I took the 45 min. drive to the Chicken
Ranch (driving very fast). I got there at about 1pm. I arrived at the house. Outside,
there is a picket fence with a gate. Push a bell and they ...
Los Angeles -- List of massage and strip clubs for the busy traveler :-)
Oxnard, Calif -- I don't live to far from Ventura/Oxnard. It's no Asia or Mexico
but for So.Cal. it's one of the best places. IMHO it's way better than Inglewood
or really anywhere else here. There is somewhere between 10 and 20 massage parlors.
Seattle -- Until a few
years ago, I lived in the Seattle area and patronized many of the massage parlors
near SeaTac Airport. I continue to visit Seattle frequently, but since incorporating
as a city, SeaTac has methodically shut everything down.
San Francisco -- I had gone to sexatlas to get all
the scoop on the San Francisco scene, and it's pretty much the US standard stuff
- streetwalkers, massage parlors, and strip clubs. Heard lots about the Mitchell
Brother's club, but when I got there, all the excitement went down like a flacid
cock, as it looks ordinary, unimportant.
USSR
Moscow -- I just returned from my favourite spot in the world.... ;-). Moscow is
one of the premium Hobby sites of the world. The girls are very good looking and
are not jaded like a lot of the US counterparts. On average you will pay between
60 US$ and 250 for 2 to 4 hours of very good girlfriend type sex, you can come as
many times as you are able with no clock watching at all.
Moscow -- This can't be a very detailled and long report, because I went there for
just a four days side trip. But this info is really up-to-date, from 3 to 7 of January.
First of all, the weather was could but not freezer so we walked and travelled all
around the city without any difficult. I think we had quite a lot of luck this time.
Prices are ...
| Tidbits |
Some naughty jokes -- This guy is flying down the
road, and he drives over a bridge. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting
on the other side of thebridge. The cop pulls him over. He walks up to the guy's
car and asks, "What's the hurry?"The guy says, "I'm late for work."
"What do you do?" the cop asks.The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum
stretcher." The cop says,
Tsm Comparison -- Here are the four as follows Boca Chica Cartagena (Bocagrande/Old
City) Angeles City Pattaya. Detailed comparison for the curious ....
The perfect day -- I'm sure some people somewhere haven't seen this...thought it
appropriate for this esteemed group of individuals, I got a good laff out of this
when it came through my fax machine...Vive La Difference!
Where to retire -- Will surprise you, This year's ratings of "best places to
retire" by International Living: #1 is Ecuador and the rest follow and why!
Cienfuegos, Cuba -- I'm back from a week in Cienfuegos
for the 3rd time. This report will not be one of those multi eposode adventures describing
people that you donít know and spelling out in vivid detail what you did with
whom. It is easier to find drinking water than chicas so what is the point. I would
just like to point out a few things to help guys that follow in my foot steps.
Havana, Cuba -- Selected passages from the diary of a sex addict (Cuba Report). It
had been three weeks since my trip to San Jose and I was going through severe withdrawal
pains. I had forgotten just how hot Cuban women were, remembering only the uninspiring
performances that were the norm in SJ. For Cuban women, sex is more than a profession
it is a lifestyle.
Honduras -- Last month they offered a special to Honduras ($550.00 from L.A.) and
it moved quickly to the top of the list. Another reason it has been on my "hot
list" is I've heard so many conflicting reports, some hate it and some love
it ?? Time to find out for myself. My plan was a few days in San Pedro Sula, La Ceiba
(action central), Truijuillo (best natural bay and interesting city) and last Tela
(nicest beaches on the mainland).
Colombia (over 45 photos) -- Time for another trip, where too? Of late weíve
had a lot of guys traveling to Colombia (marriage and fun) but most of them go to
Cali, Bogata and then Cartagena for fun -- time for some new cities, especially since
American Airlines was having a fare sale to Barranquilla. Also, I visited Cartagena
a few years ago and it was one of my favorite destinations (history, ambiance, sports,
a passable beach, great for walking and exploring and brew full of beautiful women
that were easily accessible). Also on this trip will be the Baranquilla and the fabulous
islands of San Andres.
Hainan, China -- MaMa told me that nearly every woman in Haiku are available, you
must only find the good price. And she prove me quite ofen she was right. (especialy
with a taxi driver the last days J ). So we went to the lake. In april, Bruce found
hundreds of girl, in may only the store around the lake remained, when Earny and
Robert went in june and july, they have a few store around the lake and in the street
just before the lake.
Bangkok, Thailand -- Arrived in Bangkok on 12/11/99 at 1 AM. After getting my luggage
and going through the final checkpoint, I went to one of the many exchange booths
to get some dollars changed to bahts (remember to get some 50-100 baht notes for
taxi) and then went directly outside to take a metered taxi to the Grand President.
Avoid the airport limousine booths as they are rip-offs.
Bankkok, Thailand -- I started my journey at 5:45 AM on 8/5/99 after only two hours
of sleep; too excited and too many last minute additions to my packing. Took a 3:00
PM flight from Minneapolis (first class) to Tokyo on Northwest Airlines. Crossed
16 time zones so arrived in Tokyo at 5:00 PM the next day (fourteen hour flight-first
fourteen time zones you lose one hour per zone and next two you gain one hour).
Jakarta, Indonesia -- Jakarta with over 9 million people is a large, smelly city
with poor traffic infrastructure. You need a good planning and the right attitude
to enjoy your stay. Try to learn some simple phrases of local lingua and relax if
anything isn't working as you are used to it at home. And so many are available.
Davao- Angeles-Puerta Gallera, Philippines (over 70 photos) -- Not much new to report
on Angeles, same old story -- new bars, closed bars, same girls but just different
faces. Kokomoz now has a satellite connection to the net and is very fast. Across
the street Mo has opened a new steak house (above Volcano bar) and Santos street
(bj alley) is still the best place for a quick release (in fact some cute girls)
-- one I picked could work in a bar but because of her extra large tits is embarrassed
to work in a line-up
Rio, Brazil -- The Harem (or the life of Rio) I am still recovering but if I don't
start now I am afraid Carlos will be able to tell my story better than I will so
here goes. It will be impossible for me to do a day by day, blow by blow report as
I took no notes and after a few days it all just blends together in my mind as one
long, wild and crazy party.
Quinto, Ecuador -- Our first stop is 1273 Almagro where I enjoyed Annabelle earlier
in the afternoon. ?The chicas are presented once again and there are a few additional
ones that I didn't see earlier. Carlos' taste is similar to mine and he picks Annabelle
too. In order to avoid pissing off Annabelle in her place, I decide not to partake
and I wait downstairs with the idle chicas. Even with my limited Spanish I use my
usual gimmicks and manage to amuse all of the girls.
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